Sonic gazed deep into his new girlfriend's dark brown eyes. "I love you" he whispered in the most sensual way possible. She didn't reply. She was too stunned. Sonic kissed her and licked his lips, "Wow. You taste like heaven." he said in surprise. He kissed her more deeply this time. He pulled away. "No seriously. You taste ridiculously good." Still stunned, she is unable to reply. This time Sonic licks her straight across her face. "Why do you taste so good?!" He kisses her again and notices she doesn't seem to be responding anymore. "Hey, are you alright?" he asks. There is no response. Sonic shakes her a bit. "Babe? Are you okay?" Still no response. "Oh god babe, why aren't you breathing?!" He checks for a pulse. "You...you don't have a pulse..." He begins to weep. Once he takes a small amount of time to mourn he realizes that if the press finds out that his girlfriend died while with him, his reputation will be ruined. "I need to hide the body" he says to himself. Just then, Knuckles walks into the room. He looks at Sonic with a look of confusion.

"Just what the fuck is going on in here?" he asks. Sonic quickly shifts so that the body is behind him.

"No-nothing is going on, Knuckles. My girlfriend is just taking a nap, that's all. Nothing suspicious going on here." Knuckles walks around Sonic and looks at what used to be Sonic's girlfriend.

"What the fuck?!" Knuckles yelled

"I-I don't know what happened! One minute we were kissing and the next she wasn't breathing!" Knuckles just stared at him.

"Knucks' if this gets out to the press I'll be ruined. You gotta help me hide the body." Sonic pleaded.

"Dude..." Knuckles

"I know I fucked up but you gotta help me!"

"Are you okay?" Knuckles said.

"No I'm not okay! Do you not see the dead girl behind me?" Sonic said.

"Um...no..." Knuckles said

"How can you not see her?! She's right behind me!" Sonic screamed. Knuckles glanced behind him, confused

"Are you talking about that piece of toast?"