"Peridot! Just come at of the bathroom already!" Garnet yelled. They heard a snort.
"Yeah, like I'd do that, why can't you clods just leave me alone?!" they heard Peridot reply.
"Can we come to some agreement; I have to go number 2!' Steven cried, holding the seat of his pants while bouncing on his feet.
"Sure! Do you have my limb enhancers?! No? Well then no deal!" Peridot shouted. Garnet growled and summoned her gauntlets. She drew her arm back for a punch, despite Steven protesting. Garnet released the punch, expecting to hit the door… Then out of nowhere Amethyst happened to get in the way.
"Hey G! Have you seen my thong? Me and Vidal-"She didn't get to the finish her sentence as the punch connected with her stomach. An audible crack was heard and she went flying through the roof, her scream trailing off as she flew further away. Steven gasped.
"Amethyst!" He dropped to his knees. "Why?" Garnet frowned slightly.
"You do know she's alive right?"
Meanwhile, Amethyst was still sailing through the air, screaming. Gravity finally started working again, and she quickly fell down… right into the Fish Stew Pizza sign and through their roof.
While she was lying on the ground groaning, Kofi was screaming his head off.
"My sign! My lovely sign! Ruined again by those Crystal Cunts again! I just had it fixed, why must these things happen to me?'" He screamed, Amethyst groaned and sat up, rubbing her head. She looked at the hole in the roof.
"Yeesh, sorry about that, but if you had it fixed last time then you should have no problem now!" she shrugged and gave him a sheepish smile "Ok, gottogobye!" she said quickly, running off. Kofi started screaming incoherently, prompting his daughters and Nanafeu to come out from the kitchen.
"Dad, why you acting so crazy?" Jenny said, crossing her arms. Kiki looked up at the hole in the roof.
"I think that's why." She said, pointing at the roof. Kofi finally choked out real words.
"We can't afford this! We spent all our money last time repairing the shop! What will we do? I'll have to go back to being a mime and escorting people! I can't go back to that!" Kofi screamed, panicking. Jenny gasped.
"Ooo, escorting, that's sounds fun!" Jenny said.
"That's cause you're a nasty slut Jenny!" Kofi yelled. He put his head in his heads. "We'll go bankrupt from the payment…" He sobbed. Nanafue smiled.
"Oh ho ho, you guys tend to forget that this old prune swallowed a lot of dicks back in her day! I'll just have to resort back to my Younger day and sell my sexy body on the street corner once more" Nanafue said causally. Kiki made a disgusted sound.
"Eww, you did that? You nasty girl" Kiki said, Nanafue narrowed her eyes.
"Hey, I'm surprised you aren't already doing it! Kiki sounds like kinky!" Nanafue snapped back. Kofi threw his hands up.
"Absolutely not! No selling yourself! We'll just have to work extra hard and advertise mo-!" He was cut off as the sound of a door shutting and closing resonated throughout the restaurant. Kofi ran to the bathroom door and started pounding on it.
"Mom! What are you doing?!" He yelled, he heard her voice through the door.
"Just making me look fuckable!"
TO BE CONTIUNED
ATTENTION: Sorry for the long period of time with no update. There are two of us writing and we can't write unless we are both there to bounce our ideas off each other, so between college and writing these fan fics, It's difficult to keep a regular schedule, Thank you for understanding (Hopefully). More chapters of this story are coming soon. And we are now taking requests, so if you have an idea; make sure to let us know. And, yes, we will start working on Pearl's Confession again.
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