Me: Hi everyone!
DarkWolfYoukai860: One day I went to the library and died.
Me: O.O (gets out a hammer) Night night crazy lady.
Wolf: X.X
Me: Sorry about that, but my friend is crazy.
Wolf: Are not!
Me: Well, we're going have fun with this fic.
Wolf: People might be OOC.
DS: We don't own Tokyo Mew Mew T.T
Ch1: Lettuce's Idea
It was a normal day at Café Mew Mew. Ichigo is yelling at Mint yet again to work, but she says she's testing tea. "Mint!"
"I said I'm testing tea." This fight would have gone on longer, but Ryou breaks it up.
"Since it's summer, we're going to the beach for a week." All the girls are happy and the fight is forgotten.
Lettuce loves the beach. She stands there for a minute and idea hits her. She'll invite the aliens to settle their differences. "Umm…Ryou?"
"Yes."
"May I invite some friends?"
"How many are there?"
"Three."
"Okay."
"Thank you." Lettuce goes to find the dimension to the aliens.
Alien dimension
"I'm bored," says Tart.
"I know," Kish agrees.
"What should we do?"
"I don't know."
Pai comes up. He's finally taking a break for his research because he can't find any useful information. "What are you two complaining this time?"
"We have nothing to do since Master Deep Blue gave us a vacation," answers Tart. No one knows why Deep Blue would give them a vacation.
"Why do we get a vacation if we keep losing?" asks Kish.
"Who knows and who cares," said Pai. Then an alarm goes off. Pai looks at the computer screen. "An intruder alert? How can we have an intruder?"
"It must be those Mew Mews. Why are they here when we haven't bothered them for at least two weeks!" Tart exclaims.
"Let's let them in. Since they're intruders, we can attack even on our day off," Pai says. All three ready their weapons and allow the intruder through to their dimension.
Imagine their surprise when the one Mew Mew appears exclaiming, "I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY!" All three lowered their weapons looking at each other with utterly confused looks.
"Uh…" Pai couldn't think of what to say.
"I'm truly sorry for disturbing whatever you're doing," she says again.
"What do you want!" Tart asks.
"Well, we're going to the beach for a week, and I thought you three could… um… come with us. Maybe we could even settle our differences," Lettuce says, getting quieter as she lost her nerve.
"Fine. We're on vacation." Pai answers denying the fact the Mew Mew was kind of cute.
"Ok, I'll meet you in a few days. We'll at the beach already. It's the same beach you attacked us at that one time." With that, they allowed Lettuce to leave, still slightly confused.
"Eh… the beach is nice," Tart says, remembering their attack on said beach.
"We need to look human," Pai says.
"NO! HATS ARE UNCOMFORTABLE!" Kish protests. He'd stolen a hat once just to see why humans wore them. As Pai would say, the data had been inconclusive. Hats just didn't seem like a good thing.
"We don't have to wear hats. I've been messing with a potion to make us appear human. It would help us blend in when looking for places to attack. It's almost proven to work. I need someone to test it."
"I'm not being your guinea pig! Make Tart test it," Kish says. He didn't want to end up growing two heads or something. Even if Pai was good with such things as genetics and chemistry and such, he didn't trust the potion.
Apparently Tart was thinking the same thing, "No, you test it! I'm just a kid! I'm too young to die!"
"Exactly! No one will notice if you're gone. Besides, the youngest always goes first," Kish says triumphantly.
"THAT'S ONLY IN BOARD GAMES!" Tart exclaims.
"Just pretend this is a board game."
Pai watches them for a moment and drinks the potion. He knew it would work. He'd tested and perfected it a long time ago. He just was too curious to see how they'd react. Even he couldn't resist.
"It works guys. I was just messing with you."
The two glare at the now human looking Pai. Pai looks about the same as he had except slightly cuter and with a normal hairstyle. The most noticeable change was the now smaller ears and tanner skin.
"You look weird," Tart says.
"Then you drink it next," Pai says calmly with no hint of anger.
Tart gulps and then drinks the potion. Suddenly he falls to the ground in choking agony. Kish gasps, "YOU KILLED HIM, PAI!"
"I didn't mean to! Maybe the potion is too strong for kids twelve and under!"
The two didn't notice Tart's snickering. "Got ya!"
The other two stop instantly and glare at him. "You shouldn't joke like that! Messing around like that could be dangerous!" Pai scolded angrily.
"Sorry," Tart answers, though a smirk was still on his face.
All the changes to Pai seemed to apply to Tart. Tart's hair was too short for the pigtails he usually put them in, and he looks a little more boyish.
Kish looks at the potion. "I guess it's my turn," he mutters. Lifting the potion to his lips, he turns his head away. "It's disgusting!" he exclaims, only having taken a sip. A sip was enough though.
Again, the changes were the same. Kish sighs at the loss of his pigtails. He likes his alien appearance better, but it couldn't be helped.
"We better go get ready," Pai says.
Me: Hi!
Wolf: I hope you enjoyed the chapter, and I typed it all.
Me: I typed some of it.
Wolf: Yeah, but I typed the cool stuff (big ego).
Me: What ever. Please review!
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