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Professor Squawkencluck was having a sandwich on a park bench. Having lunch in the park allowed her to reconnect with nature, after spending hours in the lab, building gadgets and exploring the mysteries of the universe. It also allowed her to make chance discoveries, like the time an alien seedling flew into her mouth, just as she was going to take a bite into her sandwich.

Today, however, was unusually slow, even at the park. As she was resigning herself to the fact that lunch break was going to be mundane, a strange beam of light appeared out of nowhere and struck a nearby tree behind her. She watched the tree fall, away from her, fortunately. After it landed, a strange whisper was heard, saying, "Doofenshmirtz..."

She then turned to the direction of the camera, with a shocked expression on her face.

For those who guessed it, and for those who didn't know, the ray came from Doof's If-A-Tree-Falls-Inator, from the Phineas & Ferb episode, My Fair Goalie.

Given Doof's poor aim and uncanny ability to cause collateral damage, one would wonder what would happen if one of the stray shots ended up going all the way to Mayfair.

For continuity reasons, this fanfic takes place at the same time as that episode.

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