Revenge will be sweet. And I mean really sweet. Sweet like candy. But I don't eat candy. Too many carbs. Ick.

It all started when that Gabriella girl came here. She ruined everything! I'm sure you've seen the movie. Right? Well, after she got the part, I lost control of…well…me. I actually ate carbs! And I gained a whole pound! The nerve of that girl…

"Sharpay!"

"Oh, hey Zeke."

"How's it going?"

"Not so well."

"Wait, do I smell chocolate?"

"No! You smell Hershey's.

"…"

"I've lost it!" Sharpay sank down on the bench next to her locker.

"No, you haven't! You just need to calm down. Now, as your boyfriend, I am obligated to tell you something very important. Skinny people eat chocolate, too. Watch." He grabbed my Hersheys and ate a piece. "See?"

"Get away from me, you fatty!" Sharpay stormed away.

Troy then walked up to Zeke.

"Ok, I know that look. What happened?"

"She called me a fatty."

"Haha."

Sharpay then hurried back to Zeke and grabbed the chocolate out of his hands. "I'll be taking this!" Again she stormed away.

It was silent for a minute, and then troy spoke.

"Wow. Well, seeya later."

As Troy turned, Zeke spoke. "Troy?"

"Yeah?"

"You don't think I look fat, do you?"

"No, I think you've spent a little too much time with Sharpay."

Okay, I now know it looks like I've gone a little overboard, but I haven't! At this point, I'm just a little…confused.

Later that night, Zeke called Sharpay.

"Hello?"

"Hey. What's up?"

"Don't you dare 'What's up' me!"

"Huh?"

"As of today at my locker, we are officially in a fight!"

"What?"

"Sharpay?"

….

"Hello?"

Sharpay had hung up on him. Zeke was hurt. Like, really hurt. Hurt like ouch.

Meanwhile, Gabriella was talking to troy on aim.

Mathfreak12: hey

Bballismygame56:hey gaby whats up?

Mathfreak12: n2mu? …hey have you talked to Sharpay lately???

Bballismygame56: Sorry I usually don't communicate with Sharpay…why

Mathfreak12: i was talking to zeke and she's furious with me

Bballismygame56???

Math freak12: I know, that's wat I did

Bballismygame56: Shes prob just jealous you got the part, don't pay attention to it

Mathfreak12: I don't want her 2 b mad at me!

Bballismygame56: Then talk to her!!!

Mathfreak12: ok…wats her sn???

Bballismygame56: sparklygurl247

Mathfreak12: thnx ttyl

Bballismygame56: np bye

Mathfreak12: hey

sparklygurl247: Whos this

mathfreak12: Gabriella

sparklygurl247: oh…hi

Mathfreak12: uh, Sharpay r u mad me?

sparklygurl247: no

Mathfreak12: ok good

sparklygurl247: im FURIOUS!

Mathfreak12: y?

sparklygurl247: u came here, u STOLE my part, AND your ALMOST as pretty as me+u stole my future boyfriend!

Mathfreak12: o

sparklygurl247: what do u mean "o"???

Mathfreak12: I didn't kno that u had a future boyfriend…. Wait! I didn't steal zeke!

sparklygurl247: heh, zeke… right. Muffinmanevery girl's dream

Mathfreak12: hey!

sparklygurl247: ok, ok! I totally luv zeke, but I didn't b4! K?

Mathfreak12: whatever, troy is better

sparklygurl247: excuse me??????

Mathfreak12: we both know it

sparklygurl247: Zeke and I could beat you anytime, anywhere, anything

mathfreak12: well u can try to prove that Sunday!

sparklygurl247: Huh?????

Mathfreak12: remember???? The couples picnic!!! With the relay races!!! Lets see who wins then!!!

sparklygurl247: Gabriella muntiz, you are going down!!!

Mathfreak12: Well, I see who already won the spelling contest! Its montez, show girl!!!

sparklygurl247: Oh, now it's on!!!!!

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It was on! I was more determined to beat her! And with Sunday in four days, I got to work…

Sharpay immediately called Zeke

"Hello?"

"Zeke! Thank god, you picked up."

"I thought we were in a fight!"

"Not anymore, we have work to do!"

"Huh?"

"How much can you lift?"

"Huh?"

"How many miles can you run without stopping?"

"I'm confused."

"Why are we even talking?!?! You should be working out!"

"Huh?"

"Sunday!"

"Oh…you really want to enter that thing?"

"Yes, and we have to win!"

"O…k."

"Bye."

"Um…bye."

We trained SO hard. I forced him to go to the gym, while I only ate 2 Hershey's bars.