A/N: Very short one shot of the first scene of Pride and Prejudice. Mr. and Mrs. Bennet texting/chatting. All grammar/spelling mistakes are intentional.
264: Hi hubby
SpockLuver: Dont call me 'hubby'
264: …
SpockLuver: Tell me whut u want. I need 2 get back 2 my book
264: Mrs Long just txted me
SpockLuver: And…?
264: She says a guy nmed Bingley is coming
SpockLuver: OMG! He was the star trek con- big sponsor
264: Hes rich
SpockLuver: No duh. Hes an economic genius
264: This is so good 4 our gurlz!
SpockLuver: Y?
264: They shuld marry him
SpockLuver: But polygamy isnt allowed in the US
264: U r ANNOYING. I ment 1 of them.
SpockLuver: Lolz
264: Im serious
SpockLuver: U r never serious… but whatevs
264: G2g. Mrs Lucas txting
A/N: Please review!
