A/N: Very short one shot of the first scene of Pride and Prejudice. Mr. and Mrs. Bennet texting/chatting. All grammar/spelling mistakes are intentional.

264: Hi hubby

SpockLuver: Dont call me 'hubby'

264:

SpockLuver: Tell me whut u want. I need 2 get back 2 my book

264: Mrs Long just txted me

SpockLuver: And…?

264: She says a guy nmed Bingley is coming

SpockLuver: OMG! He was the star trek con- big sponsor

264: Hes rich

SpockLuver: No duh. Hes an economic genius

264: This is so good 4 our gurlz!

SpockLuver: Y?

264: They shuld marry him

SpockLuver: But polygamy isnt allowed in the US

264: U r ANNOYING. I ment 1 of them.

SpockLuver: Lolz

264: Im serious

SpockLuver: U r never serious… but whatevs

264: G2g. Mrs Lucas txting

A/N: Please review!