Get out of MY Life!
Summary: The probabkly not as good as the orginal movie sequel series to 'Get out of MY room!". Set at college it's more of a Tv series about their lives and how sometimes you just want to kick them out of it with a size 20 steel toed boot.
Disclaimer- I own nothing of Naruto.
"You know, I might not mind sharing a room with you much now." Temari admitted softly as she laid across his lap with a giggle, munching on her fourthmeal burrito inside her new boyfriend's truck.
"Eh, I'm sure we can make the best of it." Said boyfriend replied, mocking no emotions to earn him a slap on the wrist.
"Oh come on, you know you like that idea." The beautiful battle axe began, adjusting herself so she was sitting on his lap once she finished her food. Her man tried to put on a stone front but she knew just how to get past that, whispering in his ear all the newfound perks of their relationship.
"Now that you mention it... it may be a bit less troublesome now."
"A bit?" Venom in her voice and death in her arched eye brow.
Valuing his life he cooly leaned back and looked to the side. "...a lot."
"It better be." and gave him yet another kiss. This predictably lead into another steamy make out from teenage hormones that built up over their imprisonment and even after nothing but sex, kissing, and more sex, still had been sufficed.
Aren't they such a cute couple?
After several minutes she pulled away and licked her lips at the genus prey now putty in her hands. "Tell me... think we have a chance?"
"Uh... probably not. I give us a few weeks, than you'l start to despise me for making you love me, you start to suffocate me and this all ends with you literally suffocating me and getting a new mug shot."
"Sounds like us. So... not romantic."
"We're in the parking lot of a Taco Bell in the middle of the night after using the drive through cause we're both half naked and didn't feel like dressing since taking off clothes is just as much of a pain." Shika pointed out with a truthful sigh. "And this is our first date."
"Um yeah, here's a tip; if your on a first date and you want a second date stay away from insinuating that the girl is not only easy but cheap." She growled.
"Threat taken... but let me assure you Temari, you're far from easy. Impossible is only a starting point."
"Awwww, how sweet." She replied saracstically. In that moment she put her forehead against his. "But what about cheap? I mean I did order off the dollar menu..." She seductivly hinted.
"Yeah you're not cheap... I'm gonna have to sell my soul just to stay with you my sweet, psychopathic succubus." A somewhat, kinda, maybe dreamy smile from the intoxication of the moment was on his face, making her smile dangeriously.
"Oh yeah, I'll suck that out of you in no time..." ...thats what she said!
3 years, 3 freaking years later...
"You soul sucking bitch."
"Oh don't you dare even start to talk dirty to me!"
"Then stop yelling at me."
"Well maybe I'd stop yelling if you ever actually put some effort into it."
"Grr, your impossible to please!"
Kiba tried to not burst into laughter as the screaming conversation went on behind closed doors. Whether it was laughing out of hysterical fear of genuine hilariousity he could never tell, but the arguments between the year's voted "Mostly likely couple to commit murder suicide" lived up to their title. Even 3 years later the doggy pervert could never get enough of their legendary fights. The others always said it like he got some sort of weird fetish from it, but even Sasuke would admit such arguments were like extremely graphic horror movies. Fucked up as hell but you can't look away.
"Their at it again?" Naruto asked, slidinga round the corner in his hast of getting a front seat view. Last time he missed an argument Temari hit Shikamaru with a chair, he did not want to miss it ever again.
"Hell yeah, but keep your voice down before Hurricane Shikatem hears you." The mutt warned from his place leaning against the dorm room door. Oh the sick pleasure he got from these arguments . . .
His blond sidekick shut up but went for the key hole. "Damn, I can't see anything."
"Just listen!"
"No way, if she shanks him again I don't wanna miss it." He muttered in frustration. "Fuck... i'm gonna a look, believe it."
"Dude it's you... i'd believe you'd do anything stupid."
"Oh ha ha, one day i'll be Hokage and who will be laughing then?" He countered in a grumbly fashion while he slowly tarted to turn the door knob to view the raging battle of the sexes.
Temari cursed with a gasp. "Fuck you!"
Naruto slowly started to open the door.
Both eavesdropper's eyes widened at what followed that.
"Oh god Shikamaru...!" Temari's screams vansihed into moaning bliss.
And Naruto attended 5 months of therapy to get over seeing those two going at it like rabid bunnies.
Okay, I know that probably sucked but I'm just trying to get back into writing this so here's a quick teaser trailer for now I guess, think of it like the first scene you see in a new show before it gets to the shoe's intro/cut away title sequence. I won't tease again but after a year or so... I needed to get writing again and do something so here it is and with your support, I'm sure it will just be the start.
Sorry it took so long! But i'm back and begging for you to give me another chance to make you all laugh and smile and waste your time reading my so-called-stories.
Anyways this will be more like a series than an open and shut story like "Get out of MY room!" and I'll try to have a larger scope of all the characters and am open to any suggestions for story plots/arks and giving you all a good laugh but also a good story.
