He Who Laughs last…

Disclaimer: I don't claim to own the characters featured in RHPS… it's more like they own me anyway!! Lol…Enjoy at any rate and lemme know what you think! xxx


I hate you.

There I said it.

Yes I said it!

And I'm not changing my mind!

Well it's not like you can do anything about it anyway… you couldn't then…you still can't now. We all loved you Frank: me, my darling sister Magenta and of course Columbia!

Yes Columbia…

Hm… We all know how that went don't we?

But then you turned, you killed harmless Eddie and made us eat him… granted Master that was pretty clever…but still… then you started me and more importantly Magenta badly… nobody! And I mean NOBODY! Does that!

We all just wanted to live in peace and do the Time Warp… but you… you were really the warped one…and we, like the fools we were, lapped it up and admired you…

We were so weak…Pathetic even. Fuck knows why we put up with you! Awed your presence even! When all you treated us was like a pile of shit… It was always about you wasn't it? And no-one else… no-one else mattered apart from you, your attractions and what you wanted to achieve

But you see… you should never bite the hand that feeds you… in fact…you shouldn't bite at all… doesn't do your teeth much good…wears them down see?

Me and Magenta... we wised up…The brilliant Magenta came up with the clever plan…

If there was one thing you missed more then most…well it was home wasn't it? You missed it more then anything in the world… see you made the mistake of trusting us Frank…

Telling about your curse and why you were on Earth in the first place…Me and Magenta we had to come down with you… we had lives before all this y'know… before we came down to Earth… lives before the great Doctor Frank-N-Furter… we were important, we had promiscuous lives and brilliant teachings in the art of culture…My name was god damn COLIN! For Gods sake…never…ever…that name… Riff Raff…

…and then we became your slaves… trapped in your enchantment… and being forced to follow…

What about our curse?

We were your puppets! Your self seeking yes men!...well women in poor Magenta's case…

But no…you don't own us now! I don't feel sorry for what happened… it's quite fitting that you ended up being cited as: Cause of Death: Killed by a Candelabra... A Candelabra? Oh how fun! I bet you imagined yourself to be described as "Here lies the Great Doctor Frank n Furter…killed by Sex at age 1209"

Still… I feel like a song… why don't we have a song in your memory? Master…

Oh yes a song…

I'll tell you once
I won't tell you twice
you'd better wise up, Frank N Furter

That gourmet food don't taste too nice

Fancy price? Still don't taste too nice
you'd better wise up, Frank N Furter

Life for you won't get any Burter!

I'll tell you once
I won't tell you twice

You'd better wise up, Frank N Furter

Yes… fitting isn't it…yes oh how fitting it truly is…

Care for a glass of Gorboa green wine m'dear at any rate? Goes down well with the meat

Laughter is heard and it is revealed what Riff Raff and Magenta are really eating...why it's only Frank n Furter's dismembered body!

See...I removed the cause Doctor...but I'm afraid the symptoms...why they are still most defiantly there!