Slash and Linda: The Fic Critics
Rated: PG
Description: Two kids (also the favorite couple of many SK fans) are going to review the Snowboard Kids fics we've written! They will review five fanfics a chapter. Good idea, huh?.......*crickets chirping* Um, never mind. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------
Me: Hello everyone and welcome to this fic. Now without further ado I would like to introduce our duo-
Duo: HI!
Me: No no no, not YOU! Now get back to repairing the Deathscythe! It needs fixin'.
Duo: Right. *heads off*
Me: *sigh* As if the computer doesn't know the difference between the WORD 'duo' and Duo Maxwell. Now what was I saying? Oh yeah. Two of our favorite Snowboard Kids are going to review some of our fanfics that we've written. Their reviews start at the very first one written and they continue up to the most recent one written. Now without further ado, our DUO. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- -----
(Slash and Linda walk in)
Slash: Hi! For all of you who would want to go out with me, my number is-
Linda: Don't start. So Miss Authoress, where do we start?
Me: At the very first SK fic written, which would be.....*looks at list* ........"The Beauty Contest" by Mist!
Slash: Yay!
Linda: Whoopee.
Me: Okay, I'm gonna go now. You two read the fic and then give the public your opinions. *hands them the list*
Linda: Okay, our first story is "The Beauty Contest", by Mist. It seems that the fic is based on.....uh.....Slash, why don't you read.
Slash: YAY! Okay, let's see. This is about.....WHOA!!!! Linda and Nancy fighting over me!!! Whoohoo!!!
Linda: GRRRRR.
Slash: And it goes like this. Nancy and Linda are having an argu- ment about which one of them -I- like best. (Heh heh) so they have a beauty contest!!! I get to stare at them wearing swimsuits and lingerie for about ten minutes, and when the verdict comes in, Nancy turns out to be the winner. Linda cries, me and Nancy kiss, the end. WAIT A MINUTE!!!! *looks at fic* ME AND NANCY KISS?!?
Linda: Obviously, it's a you-and-bunny girl pairing.
Slash: *Blushes furiously* Heh heh, uh, heh, uh, maybe I should voice MY thoughts on the fic now. Um, this is what I think.
Linda: Actually, I would have a more intelligent response, so I will do the reviewing.
Slash: COME ON!!!
Linda: The story is a rather bit short (253 words, to be correct), but it has a basic storyline. And although it ends abruptly, it ends sweetly with a kiss between Slash and Nancy. Although some would argue that it HAS no plot, it actually does, so they can't talk. The bottom line? Give it a read, especially if you are a Sushi (Slash x Nancy) fan.
Slash: I like sushi.
Linda: Right. Onto our next fic!!! It is....."That One Song" by Mist!
Slash: Wow, this Mist person has been busy!
Linda: Remember, these were written all the way back in 2001. *Ahem* Now we shall read and review.
*They read it*
Linda: Okay Slash, explain the tale.
Slash: Right-O. Anyway, this is a songfic, based on the song "Upside Down" By A*Teens.
Linda: I LOVE those guys!
Slash: Because they're preppy. Anyway-
Linda: HEY!
Slash: ANYWAY, Slash *suddenly gets a confused look* Uh, ME, walks out of school disappointed with bad grades. I see Nancy and Linda in the classroom singing a song. Afterwards, on the school bus ride home, I SUDDENLY GET AN URGE TO TELL NANCY THAT I HAVE SUDDENLY FALLEN IN LOVE WITH HER AND WE KISS LIKE HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS! The end.
Linda: You didn't have to be so harsh!
Slash: I'm a CRITIC! Critics criticize!
Linda: But critics - Oh, forget it! Anyway, Sushi fans will also like this piece, as it involves romance *sigh* singing, and a nice little ending. Songfic lovers will also get treated to a nice little piece of writing. In short, those with a heart for love, singing, and a Slash and Nancy pairing will appreciate this cute little songfic.
Slash: *Screams in Linda's ear* NEXT FIC!!!!
Linda: Ow! You little dork. Okay, our next fic is....."Truth Dare" by Mist!
Slash: This Mist lady is on a roll.
Linda: Back in 2001. Anyway, this is another songfic, except the song is from one of MY favorite animes, Sailor Moon. And the tale is this; everyone is playing truth or dare at Damien's house. A few truths and dares are gone through before Damien dares Nancy to sing her favorite song. Nancy does so, but this is where it ends, because sadly, Mist never finished this fic.
Slash: Darn!
Linda: However, from what is written so far we have determined that this is a fic involving Wendy/Tommy pairing, Damien/some girl pairing, Slash/Nancy pairing, and.......*looks at paper with huge eyes* ME AND JAM?!?!?
Jam: *from behind curtain* OH YUCK!!!!
Linda: *cough* Well, at the bottom it asks if I like Slash or if Slash likes Nancy, so I guess that's up for the viewer to decide since they didn't finish.
Slash: Uh, fic number four.
Linda: Sure thing. Our fourth fic is.........."The Curse of No-Bird Mountain" by Fanfiction Goddess!!!
Slash: Yay!
Linda: And Slash will give us the storyline.
Slash: Oui oui, mademoiselle!
Linda: Um, Slash, this isn't your French class.
Slash: *screams in her ear again* WHO CARES?!?
Linda: Ow. Um, just explain the fic.
Slash: Righty. Our story is about all us Snowboard Kids. Our assignment is to pack our things and take a trip to the legendary No-Bird Mountain for a month so that Nancy can make a documentary about it. The results? On the way there, a loud screech is heard, and suddenly everyone grows suspicious of our green-skinned demon boy. The fic ends there, sadly, another unfinished one, but fear not.....uh, I don't know what to say next.
Linda: In conclusion. Humor and adventure lovers will get a kick out of this one, especially with the slight horror theme. Although the fic isn't finished, one could write the rest of what happens easily. Use your imaginations! I did.
Slash: Booyah grandma!
Linda: Okay! Our fifth and final fic for today is......"Truth Dare Double Trouble" by Angewomon 2000!
Slash: Yes!
Linda: Talk to them, Slash.
Slash: You gotcha. Here we have a story of us playing YET ANOTHER Truth or Dare game, which ends the first chapter when Jam's hair gets cut off, Matt (some Digimon dude) cusses out me and Jam, Jam has to kiss the dude next door and.....and.... I GET A PERM?!?!?!?!
Linda: HAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Slash: NOT FUNNY!!!!
Linda: Yes it is!!!!
Slash: Oh yeah?!? Lemme find a part in here where YOUR dignity gets robbed!!!.................AHA!!! Jam cuts off part of your hair with scissors!!! Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!
Linda: NO!!!!
Slash: YES!!!!
Me: CAN WE GET BACK TO THE STORY EXPLANATION NOW?!?
Linda/Slash: Yes'm.
Me: Thanks.
Slash: Anyway, the second chapter involves..........a popcorn monster, a movie marathon, Jam dressed like Sailor Moon throwing his tiara at people-
Jam: *from behind curtain* WHAT?!?
Slash/Linda: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jam: No way!!! Cut that part out!!!
Me: I'd have to ask Angie.
Linda: It also says right here that Jam punches Slash in the face.
Slash: Ow.
Jam: *from behind curtain* Ha ha.
Slash: CONTINUING. Anyway, the second chapter ends with no movies, no popcorn, Jam continuing to be Sailor Moon, and once again our rapper boy chases everyone around the house with scissors cutting peoples' hair off. Chapters 3 and 4 feature a slumber party, me as Sailor Mars and Jam as Sailor Moon, another large fighting incident, Linda is put in jail for battery and assault, and in the end, everyone gets along as well as the little kids on Barney.
Linda: Summarizing everything up........those of you with insane imaginations, who love a good laugh, who love those kinda fics when there's a surprise around every corner, you will absolutely DIE for this one. I myself was laughing, but probably because it featured two of my guy friends cross-dressing in Sailor Scout uniforms.
Slash: *sweatdrop, angry look*
Linda: Well, that's it for today kids! Join us next time for Slash and Linda: The Fic Critics!
Slash: And remember, if ladies don't check you out, at least you should be handy.
Linda: Aha, ahaaa......ha........okay, bye.
Rated: PG
Description: Two kids (also the favorite couple of many SK fans) are going to review the Snowboard Kids fics we've written! They will review five fanfics a chapter. Good idea, huh?.......*crickets chirping* Um, never mind. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------
Me: Hello everyone and welcome to this fic. Now without further ado I would like to introduce our duo-
Duo: HI!
Me: No no no, not YOU! Now get back to repairing the Deathscythe! It needs fixin'.
Duo: Right. *heads off*
Me: *sigh* As if the computer doesn't know the difference between the WORD 'duo' and Duo Maxwell. Now what was I saying? Oh yeah. Two of our favorite Snowboard Kids are going to review some of our fanfics that we've written. Their reviews start at the very first one written and they continue up to the most recent one written. Now without further ado, our DUO. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- -----
(Slash and Linda walk in)
Slash: Hi! For all of you who would want to go out with me, my number is-
Linda: Don't start. So Miss Authoress, where do we start?
Me: At the very first SK fic written, which would be.....*looks at list* ........"The Beauty Contest" by Mist!
Slash: Yay!
Linda: Whoopee.
Me: Okay, I'm gonna go now. You two read the fic and then give the public your opinions. *hands them the list*
Linda: Okay, our first story is "The Beauty Contest", by Mist. It seems that the fic is based on.....uh.....Slash, why don't you read.
Slash: YAY! Okay, let's see. This is about.....WHOA!!!! Linda and Nancy fighting over me!!! Whoohoo!!!
Linda: GRRRRR.
Slash: And it goes like this. Nancy and Linda are having an argu- ment about which one of them -I- like best. (Heh heh) so they have a beauty contest!!! I get to stare at them wearing swimsuits and lingerie for about ten minutes, and when the verdict comes in, Nancy turns out to be the winner. Linda cries, me and Nancy kiss, the end. WAIT A MINUTE!!!! *looks at fic* ME AND NANCY KISS?!?
Linda: Obviously, it's a you-and-bunny girl pairing.
Slash: *Blushes furiously* Heh heh, uh, heh, uh, maybe I should voice MY thoughts on the fic now. Um, this is what I think.
Linda: Actually, I would have a more intelligent response, so I will do the reviewing.
Slash: COME ON!!!
Linda: The story is a rather bit short (253 words, to be correct), but it has a basic storyline. And although it ends abruptly, it ends sweetly with a kiss between Slash and Nancy. Although some would argue that it HAS no plot, it actually does, so they can't talk. The bottom line? Give it a read, especially if you are a Sushi (Slash x Nancy) fan.
Slash: I like sushi.
Linda: Right. Onto our next fic!!! It is....."That One Song" by Mist!
Slash: Wow, this Mist person has been busy!
Linda: Remember, these were written all the way back in 2001. *Ahem* Now we shall read and review.
*They read it*
Linda: Okay Slash, explain the tale.
Slash: Right-O. Anyway, this is a songfic, based on the song "Upside Down" By A*Teens.
Linda: I LOVE those guys!
Slash: Because they're preppy. Anyway-
Linda: HEY!
Slash: ANYWAY, Slash *suddenly gets a confused look* Uh, ME, walks out of school disappointed with bad grades. I see Nancy and Linda in the classroom singing a song. Afterwards, on the school bus ride home, I SUDDENLY GET AN URGE TO TELL NANCY THAT I HAVE SUDDENLY FALLEN IN LOVE WITH HER AND WE KISS LIKE HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS! The end.
Linda: You didn't have to be so harsh!
Slash: I'm a CRITIC! Critics criticize!
Linda: But critics - Oh, forget it! Anyway, Sushi fans will also like this piece, as it involves romance *sigh* singing, and a nice little ending. Songfic lovers will also get treated to a nice little piece of writing. In short, those with a heart for love, singing, and a Slash and Nancy pairing will appreciate this cute little songfic.
Slash: *Screams in Linda's ear* NEXT FIC!!!!
Linda: Ow! You little dork. Okay, our next fic is....."Truth Dare" by Mist!
Slash: This Mist lady is on a roll.
Linda: Back in 2001. Anyway, this is another songfic, except the song is from one of MY favorite animes, Sailor Moon. And the tale is this; everyone is playing truth or dare at Damien's house. A few truths and dares are gone through before Damien dares Nancy to sing her favorite song. Nancy does so, but this is where it ends, because sadly, Mist never finished this fic.
Slash: Darn!
Linda: However, from what is written so far we have determined that this is a fic involving Wendy/Tommy pairing, Damien/some girl pairing, Slash/Nancy pairing, and.......*looks at paper with huge eyes* ME AND JAM?!?!?
Jam: *from behind curtain* OH YUCK!!!!
Linda: *cough* Well, at the bottom it asks if I like Slash or if Slash likes Nancy, so I guess that's up for the viewer to decide since they didn't finish.
Slash: Uh, fic number four.
Linda: Sure thing. Our fourth fic is.........."The Curse of No-Bird Mountain" by Fanfiction Goddess!!!
Slash: Yay!
Linda: And Slash will give us the storyline.
Slash: Oui oui, mademoiselle!
Linda: Um, Slash, this isn't your French class.
Slash: *screams in her ear again* WHO CARES?!?
Linda: Ow. Um, just explain the fic.
Slash: Righty. Our story is about all us Snowboard Kids. Our assignment is to pack our things and take a trip to the legendary No-Bird Mountain for a month so that Nancy can make a documentary about it. The results? On the way there, a loud screech is heard, and suddenly everyone grows suspicious of our green-skinned demon boy. The fic ends there, sadly, another unfinished one, but fear not.....uh, I don't know what to say next.
Linda: In conclusion. Humor and adventure lovers will get a kick out of this one, especially with the slight horror theme. Although the fic isn't finished, one could write the rest of what happens easily. Use your imaginations! I did.
Slash: Booyah grandma!
Linda: Okay! Our fifth and final fic for today is......"Truth Dare Double Trouble" by Angewomon 2000!
Slash: Yes!
Linda: Talk to them, Slash.
Slash: You gotcha. Here we have a story of us playing YET ANOTHER Truth or Dare game, which ends the first chapter when Jam's hair gets cut off, Matt (some Digimon dude) cusses out me and Jam, Jam has to kiss the dude next door and.....and.... I GET A PERM?!?!?!?!
Linda: HAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Slash: NOT FUNNY!!!!
Linda: Yes it is!!!!
Slash: Oh yeah?!? Lemme find a part in here where YOUR dignity gets robbed!!!.................AHA!!! Jam cuts off part of your hair with scissors!!! Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!
Linda: NO!!!!
Slash: YES!!!!
Me: CAN WE GET BACK TO THE STORY EXPLANATION NOW?!?
Linda/Slash: Yes'm.
Me: Thanks.
Slash: Anyway, the second chapter involves..........a popcorn monster, a movie marathon, Jam dressed like Sailor Moon throwing his tiara at people-
Jam: *from behind curtain* WHAT?!?
Slash/Linda: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jam: No way!!! Cut that part out!!!
Me: I'd have to ask Angie.
Linda: It also says right here that Jam punches Slash in the face.
Slash: Ow.
Jam: *from behind curtain* Ha ha.
Slash: CONTINUING. Anyway, the second chapter ends with no movies, no popcorn, Jam continuing to be Sailor Moon, and once again our rapper boy chases everyone around the house with scissors cutting peoples' hair off. Chapters 3 and 4 feature a slumber party, me as Sailor Mars and Jam as Sailor Moon, another large fighting incident, Linda is put in jail for battery and assault, and in the end, everyone gets along as well as the little kids on Barney.
Linda: Summarizing everything up........those of you with insane imaginations, who love a good laugh, who love those kinda fics when there's a surprise around every corner, you will absolutely DIE for this one. I myself was laughing, but probably because it featured two of my guy friends cross-dressing in Sailor Scout uniforms.
Slash: *sweatdrop, angry look*
Linda: Well, that's it for today kids! Join us next time for Slash and Linda: The Fic Critics!
Slash: And remember, if ladies don't check you out, at least you should be handy.
Linda: Aha, ahaaa......ha........okay, bye.
