What-if...?

The Gundam Boys were on "The Wacky Weed"?


Heero: Alright... what's the vote today?

Trowa: Dude.... we should go bong....

Duo: No, man... pipe...pipe...

Quatre: BURN IT ALL!!!!

Heero: ...shut up blondie... God, he's so violent when he's not stoned.

Wufei: I say papers, but what do you care...

Quatre: KILL!!!! KILL!!!!

Duo: Dammit... there he goes again... someone tie him down.

Trowa and Heero do the honors of latching a bloodthirsy Quatre to the wall

Wufei: Alright, now what are we gonna use?

Heero: I say we use the bong.

Trowa: Bong it is!

Trowa scuttles over to a chest marked with happy face stickers and those pieces of foil that
change color when you turn your head

Trowa: Bong.....

Heero: Alright, put it down.

Quatre: mmmmph...mmph!

Duo: erm... he's eating through the straight jacket... Wufei! this is your fault for not keeping
him stoned!

Wufei: I'm sorry! I had to sleep really badly! I'm so, so Starts crying sorry...

Duo slaps him

Duo: That's no excuse!!!

Quatre: MWAHAHAHAHA!!!! Starts to drool and foam at the mouth You will all feel the wrath of
Quatre Winner!!! AHHAHAHAHA!!!! DEATH TO YOU ALL!!!!

Heero: Is he at least still latched?

Trowa: Yeah. Let's get to this before he eats his straight jacket.

Heero removes some marijuana from a small pouch and "loads the bong"

Heero: This is some newer stuff. I got it from this dying dude in an alley.

Quatre: SWORDS FOR EVERYONE!!! BLOOD WILL BE SPILLED!!!! FOOL ME ONCE, SHAME ON ME... FOOL ME
TWICE... WATCH IT! I HAVE A GUNDAM!!!!

Heero: There he goes again.. They took out Gunadms away when we were wasted on the
job, remember?

Quatre: STAND AND DELIVER!

Heero: *sigh* just get started.

The bong is lit, the tubes are distributed, the smoke is toked

*blublublbulbublbulbulbubllbulbubublbulbulbulublub*

Quatre: Ahhhh...... sweet, man.......

Heero: woah, dude... this shit be kickin'...

Duo: Hey... do you feel like we're floating, man?

Wufei: huhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuhhuh... yeah..

Duo: Wanna go outside?

Trowa: Huh... yeah,yeah.....

The five float into the air (Quatre magically getting out of his harness) and fly out the open
window

Heero: Wow,man..... this shit be kickin'...