Disclaimers: Don't own Gundam Wing or Veggie Tales. Though I DO own GW models, buttons, games, cards, magnas, and the likes. AND I own a Bounce N Talk Larry and a Larry T-shirt and Veggie Tales Sing Along Video. Heh… never have too much of a good thing. ^_^
Note: I REALLY tried to keep this "Where Is My Hairbrush?"
but no matter how hard I thought and bashed my brain for ideas it wouldn't do…
I tried! ~_~!!!
Surprisingly inspired by my cat that was sitting on my lap
at the time I wrote and completely finished this parody. Go figure.
OH! OH! OH! VERY IMPORTANT! If ya don't read THIS one part
of the ficcie will make NO sense at all… I'll refer to Heero as being OP.
OP merely stands for "Overly Possessive". I usually don't
make him that way, but if YOUR koi was in only a towel wouldn't you get a bit
jealous if everyone saw but you, ne? ^_^;;;
Where Is My Comb?
(Weird Veggie Tales parody to "Where Is My
Hairbrush?")
By: Chibi Megami
[Slightly
over dramatic music is playing in the background, the view pans to show a nekie
Duo (who unfortunately was behind a curtain… damn.) taking a shower. He reaches
for two towels and rips the curtain open with one towel wrapped around his
slender waist and the other wrapped around his head like a turban. He
frantically searches the bathroom. Scratching his head in confusion he breaks
out in song…]
Duo: Oh where is
comb? Oh where is my comb?
Oh where,
oh where, oh where
Oh where,
oh where, oh where
Oh where,
oh where, oh where~!
Is my comb?
[The door opens and Trowa
enters the scene. Other than microscopically raising an eyebrow at the site of
Duo in only a towel, (cause frankly seeing the OP Heero's koi in only a towel
was risky enough) he stoically stared and sang in slight monotone…]
Trowa: I think I saw some combs back there.
[Duo's eyes twinkle in hope
and after glomping Trowa who merely sighed and walked out. Duo merrily sang…]
Duo: Back there is
my comb! Back there is my comb!
Back
there! Back there!
Oh where
Back there
Oh where,
oh where
Back
there, back there, back there~!
Is my
comb!
[Wufei walks into the
scene. Mumbling muttered curses of injustice at seeing the OP Heero's koi in a
towel, he scowls and rants…]
Wufei: BAKA! Why do you need a comb? You have too much
hair!
[He storms out of the
bathroom at the "injustice of it all" leaving Duo to ponder at the newly
discovered revelation…]
Duo: Lotsa hair
for my comb! Lotsa hair for my comb!
Lotsa hair!
Lotsa hair!
Oh where
Lotsa
hair, lotsa hair, lotsa hair
No where
Back there
Lotsa
hair~!
For my
comb!
[At hearing the ponderings
of his fellow comrade, Quatre enters the scene. Embarrassed and slightly afraid
at seeing an OP Heero's koi in only a towel he sings…]
Quatre: Duo… That old comb of yours?
You
can't really use it…
Heero
threatened to blow it up so...
Gomen…
but I didn't know!
But I got
you a hairbrush… and gave Trowa your comb!
[Quatre smiles gently, and
then leaves the slack-jawed Duo in the bathroom to lament… (uh, that means to
sing…. In case ya didn't know… ^_^;;;)]
Duo: Not fair! For
my comb!
Not fair!
My poor comb!
Not fair,
not fair
Lotsa hair
Not fair
No where
Lotsa hair
Not, fair,
not fair, not fair!
My little
comb…
[Hearing the slightly
depressed call of his koi, Heero enters the scene holding a hairbrush.]
Heero: I have your new hairbrush.
[Heero smirks and taps the
hairbrush suggestively. Duo blinks, and before Heero can drag him out of the
bathroom he sings…]
Duo: Trowa… Take
care of my comb!
Take care
of my comb!
Take care,
take care!
Don't dare
Not care
Take care
Weird hair
(I don't think so! ^_^)
No fair
Take
care~!
Of my
comb-ACK!
[Heero carts Duo out of the
bathroom, hairbrush in hand. Mysterious clapping and cheering are heard and
roses are thrown onto the bathroom's floor. Mysterious moans and brushing
noises emit from background]
