GuyLiner34: Sup, ho, you there?

LizzySwan22: Yes.

LizzySwan22: Idiot.

GuyLiner34: So, like, N-E-way…

GuyLiner34: OMFG, Davy Jones is suuuuuuuuuch a luzr…

LizztSwan22: That was a terrible conversation starter.

GuyLiner34: Yeah, man, that octopus man has GOT to get off my ass… I mean, what's a hundred souls anyway, he can like get that in like a month… hes such a PITA…

LizzySwan22: he's a piece of bread?

GuyLiner34: ur soooooooooo stupid, PITA means pain-in-the-ass… as in… ur such a pita…

LizzySwan22: No, I don't think that's a thing…

GuyLiner34: fine, well, anyway wats with using ur real name? there're gonna b, like, 50 year-old pervs wantin 2 show u their pocket rockets! u could've least mafde it LESS obvious!

LizzySwan22: u think some weirdo's gonna' rape me? ew! Oh, and u spelled "made" wrong…

GuyLiner34: watevs.

GuyLiner34: Point is u shouldn't have ur FULL name as ur sn!

(WillTurner56 has entered chatroom)

WillTurner56: Hey guys!

GuyLiner34: did u guys go 2 the same idiot convention?

LizzySwan22: ur mean!

WillTurner56: What r u guys talkin about?

LizzySwan22: Jack thinks there are gonna be some weirdos out there tryin to rape us

WillTurner56: that's sick!

GuyLiner34: but TRUE, turner. Believe me. I go on chat roulette every single effing freaking days

WillTurner56: there aren't going to b guys looking to rape me…

GuyLiner34: with your tight little butt? … don't b 2 sure about that…

LizzySwan22: how would you know that?

GuyLiner34: brb

(AutoResponse from GuyLiner34: I'm probably REALLY drunk or killing someone… or away from the computer…)

LizzySwan22: Jack?

LizzySwan22: oh, u'r not here…

WillTurner56: He is sooooooooooooo vulgar…

LizzySwan22: I knooooooooooow… but seriously, how would Jack know about your butt?

WillTurner56: Hey, did you know you could make smiles with colons?!? : )

LizzySwan22: No! that one's so cute!

LizzySwan22: Maybe Jack was right… maybe we don't know a lot about AIM… maybe we SHOULD have been more careful .

WillTurner56: what are you talking about? Jack is mean and careless: do you know what he suggested as a screen name?

LizzySwan22: what?

WillTurner56: "WhiningEunuchBoi78"

LizzySwan22: LOL!!! At least its better than what he suggested for me…

WillTurner56: and what may that be?

LizzySwan22: "SugarTits92"

WillTurner56: Lol!! EW. Like he would know…

LizzySwan22: yeah… like HE would know…

WillTurner56: HE of all people wouldn't know…

LizzySwan22: yeah… HE wouldn't know…

WillTurner56: Elizabeth…?

LizzySwan22: I have to go

WillTurner56: ELIZABETH!!

(Auto Response from LizzySwan22:I'm away from my computer… and NOT sleeping with Jack Sparrow)

WillTurner56: YOU WHORE!!!!!!

GuyLiner34: I'm back!! Oops… I have to go…

Willturner56: OH NO YOU DON'T!!!!

(Auto Response from GuyLiner34:I'm away from my computer… and NOT sleeping with Elizabeth Swan )

WillTurner56: U R SUCH A BASTARD!!!! I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!!!! BECAUSE YOU GUYS BASICALLY LIVE WITH ME!!! Ah, eff. Who am I gonna talk 2 now!?

YoungBoi15: hi! My name's Daniel!

WillTurner56: I don't care… I don't even know you… I'm kinda having like a mental breakdown

YoungBoi15: Yeah, well, maybe u can get 2 know me…

YoungBoi15: so, you horny or what?

(Auto Response from WillTurner15: I DON'T WANNA' BE RAPED!!!)

YoungBoi15: hello?