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Chapter 1: What the Hell?
In the world of the expected, nothing unexpected takes place. This world is where only reason is present even if something incredibly bizarre occurs. Everything can always be explained scientifically. This is the world of alchemy.
The world of alchemy contains a predominant rule(or first law) and taboo. The first law is equivalent exchange, when something is given in exchange for something else of equal value. No less. No more. This important law applies to the greatest taboo.
As an alchemist, you must never transmute a human life because it can not be done. You may have the ingredients of a human body and may bring something to life, but you can't bring back the dead. Who could ever measure the worth of a soul? No one.
However, if one were to do a "human transmutation correctly" you would have a homunculus, but don't misunderstand. This homunculus is not human, but is created in the image of the human you wish to resurrect.
In truth, the homunculi are the seven great sins. Greed, lust, gluttony, envy, sloth, wrath and pride. Each homunculus represents one of these great sins in reflection to their creator, but what if something different happened?
This is the story of when something unexpected occurred in the world of the expected. When a lunarian was created through human transmutation instead of a homunculus. A live, breathing lunarian who was an original and not a copy that came beyond the Gate.
A scraggily, brown haired man sat down on his knees in front of a transmutation circle. He placed his hands onto the circle and instead of the familiar red glow from a human transmutation, there was a silver light that slowly seeped from the circle. However, the man didn't know that this light was not of the norm because had never attempted a human transmutation before.
Instead he thought the strange glow was a sign that the transmutation was successful and tears streamed out of his wild eyes, believing that his loved one was finally coming back.
After several seconds the glowing silver circle flashed and a blinding light appeared. When the light diminished a dazed female stood inside the transmutation, wings attached to her back and ribbons surrounding her body.
"You," stuttered the man, glaring accusingly. "You're not her!"
Too bewildered to answer, the young woman remained silent. Encouraged by this the man stepped forward in a threatening manner, but stopped suddenly. Five fingers protruded from his stomach and slid out just as quietly as they entered.
Alarmed, the winged angel girl looked upward into the treetops. There she found two people, one a salivating man, the other a pale woman with a tattoo printed on her chest, staring down amusedly.
"How...unfortunate," the pale woman murmured.
The obese man behind the woman stared hungrily downward, glancing between the dead man and the girl. "Can I eat them, Lust?"
"I'm afraid not, Gluttony." Staring fixedly at the girl she continued in a purr, "She may be the one to open the Gate."
Then speaking to said girl she threw down a dress. "I suggest you wear this." Lust turned her back on the girl, prepared to leave, but paused. "And do try to stay alive."
With that said Lust jumped through the treetops, Gluttony at her side, and vanished from view.
Meanwhile, the most appropriate response that could be expected from this situation popped out of Usagi's(the girl's) mouth. "What the hell?"
