(Disclaimer: I do not own these characters and I never will. Warnings: Near-crack? half-insidejoke-ish.)

For my Kyouya. Who demanded this be written. Luv you, mon ami.


Tamaki relaxed back into the couch. The Club was done for the day, and everyone but the president and vice-president had left. The blond curiously looked at Kyouya as he seemed to take something out from his pocket and start to unwrap it. It was the fourth object like that so far. "Kyouya, what is that?"

Kyouya looked at him as he popped something into his mouth. "Candy."

"Candy?" Tamaki asked, shocked and confused.

The shadow king nodded.

"…Candy?"

"Yes."

"Four of them in half an hour?"

"Yes, Tamaki."

"I thought sugar gave you headaches?"

"Apparently not."

There was silence as Tamaki just stared.

"After some research and a few experiments, I have concluded that the sugar increases my brain power, and that it is a trait retained only by Scorpios(1)," Kyouya explained.

"Oh…I see…"

There was a heavy pause before Tamaki glanced at Kyouya's bag. "How much candy do you have in there? …Er…Do I even want to know?"

Kyouya looked at his bag, then back up at Tamaki. "No, I can't imagine that you do."

"Oh…Okay…"

"…Do you want one?"

"Okay!"


(1) As displayed by one L Lawliet from Death Note. XD

A/N: Uh…YEAH. Anyways…mhm…was kinda depressed so I sought to rid myself of that by writing this. XD No. I don't know where my logic is. And this made about as much sense as I do.
--NarutoKyuu