Disclaimer: I don't own Digimon, or Weird Al's song, which I'm using. This is based on "Melanie" from Even Worse.

"Hikari"

Hi-i-i-kari,
What can the problem be?
Sweet Hi-i-i-i-kari,
Why won't you go out with me?

She lived across the street on the fifteenth floor of an Odaiba building.
I saw her in the shower reaching for some soap.
I knew she had to be the girl for me, and to think I probably
never would have found her,
If I hadn't bought that telescope.

Hi-i-i-kari,
What can the problem be?
Sweet Hi-i-i-i-kari,
Why won't you go out with me?

I just can't understand it.
Why won't you return my phone calls?
Are you still mad I gave a Mohawk to your cat?
If you'd just say the word, I'm certain that our love would last
forever and ever,
Or are you too dumb to realize that?

Hi-i-i-kari,
What can the problem be?
Sweet Hi-i-i-i-kari,
Why won't you go out with me?

How can you ignore me, when you know that I can't live without you?
I have to go through your garbage just to learn more about you.
Hikari,
Oh sweet Hi-i-i-kari,
Why won't you go out with me?

You weren't impressed when I tattooed your name across my forehead.
You wouldn't listen when I promised to be true.
I couldn't stand it, so I jumped out from the sixteenth story
window right above you.
Now I may be dead but I still love you.

Hi-i-i-kari,
What can the problem be?
Sweet Hi-i-i-i-kari,
Why won't you go out with me?

Hikari: *to Daisuke, who is lying on the sidewalk* Are you ok?
Daisuke: I think so. *cough*

Author notes: So, what did you think? It's a great song, you should really get it off Napster, or buy the whole album. As always, read and review!