1-19-07
If you're reading my diary right now...well let me tell you you're in for a treat! Let me introduce myself...I am Samantha Ann McMahon. I am betting two things are crossing your mind. The first is my name rhymes…yea about that…see my parents got really drunk and choose that name and apparently thought it was funny or cute and decided to stick with it. Speaking of my parents (this will probably answer the other thing crossing your mind) I am guessing you noticed the last name. Well if you guess Vince and Linda McMahon are my parents than BINGO you got it! If those weren't the two things that crossed your mind, well hey I never said I was a mind reader! So basically to keep this to a short and simple introduction I am Samantha Ann McMahon, everyone calls me Sam except my family, I have the two most annoying older siblings (Stephanie and Shane), my father is the chairman of the WWE, my mother is the CEO of the WWE, and I just turned 16. I don't look anything like my family because lucky for me I got the good looks, those being blonde hair, emerald green eyes, a decent height of 5'6, I am pretty slim being 115 lbs., and I love sports! OK, maybe that wasn't short or simple, but than again neither am I.
BUT THE BIGGEST MOST HORRIBLE THING IS HAPPENING! I AM BEING SENT TO BOARDING SCHOOL!!!!!! I am leaving my beautiful quiet home in Greenwich, Connecticut for some lame boarding school with dumb dorms in Claremont, California! I mean I guess it wouldn't be so bad if it weren't JANUARY! I mean come on I have to go mid-year, and don't even get me started about my friends! You're probably asking yourself why I am transferring schools. One word… WWE! My father heard that many of the wrestlers send their children to this boarding school and he hires a lot of their graduating students because they are well trained to become pro-wrestlers. Because he heard this, both Stephanie and Shane went there and liked it a lot…but than again with our last name we can intimidate anyone and everyone so of course they enjoyed it! But that's not me; I don't use my name to get me places like Shane and Steph! So when I turned 16 my dad recommending me going! I refused and got my way until January 16 to be exact. My dad decided as my punishment I had to, since I got stopped by a certain police officer (DON FLACK). See I was speeding down the street when I heard sirens. I pulled over and some hot cop got out of the car. So I tried to pull my charm and he told me off! Than he gave me a ticket, well seeing that I have such a bad temper (blame it on my father!), I ripped it up and threw it at him, and kinda sorta poked him. HE ARRESTED ME! For loitering, harassment, and some other big words I don't know! So my dad basically said this was the last straw and I had to shape up. Honestly I didn't even use any straws until today! But he said the way to shape up was to go to "Claremont Academy" AKA lame ass boarding school! So I fought about it with him for a while but realized it was no use.
So I made my dad a deal I hoped he wouldn't refuse. I told my dad I would go to this academy if I didn't go as a McMahon. At first he was furious saying how I should respect my name yada yada yada, but I pulled the innocent daughter act. I told him that I just didn't want people to use me for my name and that I didn't want to intimidate people. I think I made him feel confident, because he agreed. So my dad said I should use my mother's maiden name, Ashe, since not many people knew it. So from that day I became Sam Ashe, well at least to all the people in Claremont, CA! Except the principal, Ric Flair, he knows my real identity because how else could my dad get me in to the school so late in the year without mentioning I was in fact a McMahon. I doubt he will be telling anyone since I know my dad bribed him to stay quiet, and a threat or 2 or 23 about never ever working again! With all the plans scheduled my parents arranged the plane to leave today (Jan. 19) and I start school the 20th! My life has changed in less than 24 hours! I had to text all my friends that I was transferring; I didn't even have time to tell them face-to-face! So this is why my life totally sucks and I am going to some lame ass boarding school as the new and improved Samantha Ann Ashe. Crazy story, right!?!?! Well my plane is taking off any minute so I am going to put my diary away until we are close to landing! Hopefully I can get some sleep on the plane but I can't help but thinking some many things… How will everyone like me? Will I make new friends? Can I ever fit in? How long will I be the new girl? Not to mention Shane told me Claremont was cliquey, what if I don't find a clique, I can't be a loner! But this is a fresh start, hopefully all goes well!
