Author:Netgirl
E-mail: netgirl@comingout.co.uk
The one redeeming feature of Sunnyhell, well apart from being able to kick serious demonic ass on a nightly basis is...well the babes. My Favourites sit in the library tonight as I kick the stuffing out of a punching bag. Boring as shit. The only thing keeping it interesting is the fact that Buffy is doing calesthetics directley in my line of vision.
What I wouldn't give to...I did once y'know, after a fight with about 5 or 6 vamps. I was feeling so hot I just jumped down her throat. right there in the cemetary.I still hear her voice sometimes "Faith we can't..." Oh well you can't have em all...Looking round the library the phrase 'having em all' sends some interesting ideas to my mind. I drag my eyes away from Buffys ass. it's a great view, but I've never been one to mope over girls, drink myself into unconciousness over them yes, but mope no.
Punch. Punch. Hi-kick. Jump kick. Punch. My eyes fall on Red sitting in a corner on her own reading, shit she must be more bored than I am. She's a hottie. I wonder if Wolfboy knows how lucky he is? Not that it matters, Red seems kinda straight laced, I dunno if she'd even realise what I was doing if I hit on her, then again it's always the quiet ones.
The last girl I had, what was her name? Tina? Tammy? Tori? Tara! Tara that was it. A cute blonde girl from Boston, nervous, stuttering when she talked. But a bloody dynamite in bed! Maybe her and Red shoould hook up. Yeah that'd be interesting, as long as I was involved somehow, it's always the quiet ones, always the ones you least expect it from.
Speaking of the ones you least expect it from I can feel eyes on me, tracing up and down the back of my body. Cordelia. She is definatley HOT for me not that she'd ever admit it. Well maybe all it'd need is the right setting, maybe for me to save her ass...Or do something else to it! Yeah Sunnyhell is definatley the land of oppurtunity for me. Well like I said I'm not one to mope over girl I'm outta here plenty more hotties in the sea.
"I'm outta here see you B, Red" letting my eyes roam from her legs to her eyes "Queen C." Oh yeah the land of oppurtunity here I come. I'll be back tommorow though.
