Frieza's Birthday Party
DING DONG! "Ooh my! Father, it's the doorbell!" Frieza yelled excitedly. They had just finished the preparations for the party. The pin-the-tail-on-the-saiyan was hung up, King Cold had baked a cake and the goodie bags were full.
"Its your friend, Garlic Jr.!" Said King Cold. "And he's got with him a vary large box." he added.
"Hello Garlic! Frieza said. "And hear come's Zechs! Looks like he brought his little sister, though." Frieza said disappointedly. Soon everyone, Garlic, Zechs and Relina, Prince Diamond, the Doom Phantom, Team Rocket, The Digimon Emperor and even Mojo Jojo had arrived. First they played a board game. "Com on...Lucky six..." Frieza said to himself.
"Ha! I won! And upon my win everyone else looses! And all who lost is a loser! And all losers-" Mojo started ranting before Frieza got annoyed and, KA---BLAM!
"That shut the monkey up. Anyway, he only won because my hair got in my eyes." Frieza said in a grumpy tone. "Who want's to watch me play N64?" he asked. Garlic, who said he didn't want to, got punched through a few dozen walls.
"I wanna play... Mario Tennis!" He said. So the match was on: James was Luigi, Frieza was Waluigi. Well, Waluigi won. Luckily, James hid under Frieza's parents' bed before Frieza tried to blow him up.
"Time for Pin-the-Tail-on-the-Saiyan!" King Cold yelled. "Who wants to play?"
"I do!"
"I do!"
"I do!"
"I do!"
"I do!"
"I do!"
"I don't."
BLAM! Relena was dead. Zechs pinned the tail on the Saiyan's forehead. Prince Diamond got it on his arm. Jessie got it on the saiyans foot. James nailed it right in the nose. The Digimon Emperor put it in his Right eye. And the doom Phantom and Frieza got it right on the Left knee.
"CAKE!" Said Frieza's father.
"YUMMY!" They all said. Cake went well, except for Diamond who didn't like chocolate. BAM!
"Presents!" Said King Cold. Frieza got a new shirt from Garlic, a Super Saiyan Trunks action figure from Diamond, a Gundam model kit from Zechs and Relena, a Sailor Moon calender from Jessie, a Lego DUPLO set from James, a Superman cape from the Digimon Emperor, a fruit cake from Mojo, and a new toilet seat from Doom Phantom. "Of all the gifts I received..." Frieza said, eyeing the toilet seat, "this one is even better than the fruit cake." he said, hugging the toilet seat.
When it was all over, Frieza sat disappointedly in the corner of the room. "I was hoping for a bigger turn out." He mumbled. "Maybe I should of invited my enemies." He pictured Gohan, Goku, Krilin, Vigita, Piccalo, and... That wonderful Sailor Venus. "Ahhh..." He said as he drifted of into a day dream.
"Frieza! A birthday card came for you! Its from someone named Ash Kechum!" Frieza opened it and read:
" Dear little cousin, sorry I missed your Halloween party. I hope it was a smash. I baked you an Omelette Do Fromadge. Love, Grandma."
inside the envelope, a cheese omelette was folded in half.
That's All Folks!
Note: I here by disclaim that I do not own any of these characters.
TTFN!
(Ta-ta for now!)
