Another "Owner's Guide and Manual", Eric Slingby version! Rated T as it mentions alcohol. Enjoy! (I do not own Kuroshitsuji or any of it's characters! If I did, it would be called "Shinigami Quest"!)

Owner's Guide and Manual: ERIC SLINGBY

Congratulations! You are now the owner of the saw-bearing Shinigami! To avoid any accidents concerning disembodiment, please read the following guide and manual.

Accessories:

One (1) black tie

Two (2) sets of Shinigami work clothes

One (1) wallet chain

Three (3) white undershirts

One (1) gold chain necklace

Two (2) pairs of black dress shoes

One (1) set of blue-tinted glasses

One (1) saw Death Scythe

How to remove your ERIC SLINGBY unit:

1) Tell him RONALD KNOX is hosting a party; ERIC will instantly spring out and ask when it is.

2) Ask (politely!) a nearby ALAN HUMPHRIES unit to get ERIC out.

Your ERIC unit comes in various modes:

Normal: Eric will normally talk a lot and slack off; he will only listen if you or a nearby WILLIAM T. SPEARS unit tell him to get back to his business.

OOC: Eric will talk back and ignore you. To get him out of this mode, either slap him or get a WILLIAM unit to threaten him with overtime.

Rage: Eric will go after anyone who tries to hurt you or ALAN HUMPHRIES. He will come back in his Depressed mode.

Depressed: This mode usually happens when he as just finished his Rage mode. He is grouchy but will listen to orders.

Boyfriend: Eric will take you out and do most anything for you. Make sure an ALAN unit is not in the vicinity.

Pained: In this mode Eric will disappear for a few hours as he is most likely taking care of an ALAN unit if you have one.

Drunk: This mode happens if you keep alcohol in the house and he gets to it. Let him sleep it off. He will have no memory of the past day and will go back to Normal mode.

Other Imformation:

Cleaning: Eric is persistent about cleaning himself, but may occasionally ask you to join him in the shower.

Food: Eric is slightly picky and won't eat anything green. If ALAN persists he will eat almost anything.

FAQ's:

Q: Eric is stuck in Drunk mode and refuses to sleep!

A: Tell him ALAN may have an attack if he saw him in this state. He may or may not snap out of it.

Q: He's in Rage mode at my cat.

A: Did the cat jump or attack you or ALAN in any way? If so, tell Eric the cat is not a threat.

Q: Eric is in Rage mode at Grell for no reason.

A: Grell most likely provoked Alan. He'll be fine (hopefully!).

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