Jeopardy!
Me: (Hums theme from jeopardy) Tis me, Matt!
Roy: Where's TD to?
Me: I fired her.
Link: yay!
Me: I know! Anywho, you guessed it, two of TD's "Three Stooges" are here, Link and Roy.
Roy: Why'd you put him above me?
Me: He's cooler.
Link: I like this guy!
Me/Roy: Eww!
Link: Not that way! Geez...
Me: And in the third seat, is My favorite character from my favorite website, Homestar Runner!
Homestar: Hello!
Roy: This guy doesn't have any arms...
Link: How's he gonna buzz his buzzer?
Homestar: Oh, I have arms. You just can see em.
Me: Anyways, the categories are "Star Wars", "Zelda Series", "Super Smash Bros", "My favorite songs" and "Don't Do Anything". Homestar, Why don't you start us off?
Homestar: Songs, 200$.
Me: This is one of the Ramones greatest hits. Listen to this sound sample.
(The Ramones "Blitzkrieg Bop" Plays, Link buzzes)
Me: Link.
Link: Ballad of the Windfish by the Indigo-gos?
Me: Hell no! (Roy Buzzes) Roy?
Roy: it's something by billy talent...
Me: Nope! Homestar do you know it?
HOmestar: Ooh! Marzipan dressed up as him for halloween..."Hitz meBop" By the Romans?
Me: NO! "Blitzkrieg Bop" by the Ramones! But since Homestar had closest answer you get 100$. Pick again.
Homestar: Zelda series, 800$!
Me: The mask worn by Kafei as seen in this photo!
Link: Keaton mask?
Me: Buzz in next time! But we give you 800$. Pick.
Link: "insane sugar high authors" for sixteen millions!
Me: How bout we just go to "Don't Do Anything". Don't move, don't push your buzzer and you win. (Link buzzes) Link you just lost, dumbass! Looks like a tie between...(Roy buzzes) Scratch that, homestar, you (Homestar Buzzes) ARRGH! All right, calm down...we're just going to go to final jeopardy...category is "Things you like." Just write it down and put a wager.
(Several 30 seconds later..)
Me: Okay, lets see what we've got.. Roy, you have written "I like watching Link dive from 30000 feet from an airplane without a parachute" and you wagered "Sucks to be you, link." Okay, you lose 3000 dollars. Link, you have: "Listening to Malon sing at the range." Fair enough, and you wagered 26000$. Unless homestar made a bigger wager, you've won. Homestar, you have: "making. out. with. Marzipan. Is. Totally. Awesome." For...1 dollar? Well Link wins.
Roy: What the freaking hell? (Smacks me upside the head with a frying pan)
