I was listening to 'Sucks to be you' from Avenue Q and... well this came into my mind. Just a weird little 'hahaha' I wanted to get out... here we go...
I don't own PnF or the song...
It was a normal day in Danville Q. Everyone was starting the day waking up and hopping off to work. Well almost everyone…
Isabella hummed a tune as she skipped down the street. She looked over and saw her friend Phineas. He was sitting on a bench looking up at the sky. She giggled and walked over to him waving,
"Morning, Phineas!"
Phineas waved back, "Hi, Isabella!"
"How's life going for you?"
He sighed, "Disappointing!"
She frowned and tilted her head, "What's the matter?"
"The catering company laid me off…"
"Oh, I'm sorry!"
He sighed and stood, "Me too! I mean, look at me! I'm ten years out of college, and I always thought-" He trailed off.
Isabella motioned him forward, "What?"
Phineas shook his head, "Nah, it sounds stupid…"
"Aww, come on!"
Phineas sighed, 'When I was little I thought I would be...'
"What?"
'A big time inventor that would make amazing things…'
She giggled slightly as he continued, 'But now I'm thirty-two and as you can see I'm not!'
Isabella shook her head, "Nope!"
Phineas shrugged, 'Oh Well… it sucks to be me!'
Isabella frowned, "Nooo…"
'It sucks to be me!'
"No!"
He folded his arms, 'It sucks to be broke and unemployed and turning thirty-three. It sucks to be me!'
Isabella rolled her eyes, "Oh, you think your life sucks?"
Phineas nodded, "I think so."
Isabella shook her head, "Your problems aren't so bad!... I'm kind of pretty and pretty damn smart.'
"You are."
Isabella blushed, 'Thanks! I like romantic things like music and art. And as you know I have a gigantic heart. So why don't I have a boyfriend? Damn! It sucks to be me!'
Phineas sighed, 'Me too.'
'It sucks to be me!'
'It sucks to be me. It sucks to be Phineas...'
'And Isabella...' she added,
'To not have a job!'
'To not have a date!'
They both sighed, 'It sucks to be me…'
They looked up when they heard their friends Buford and Baljeet walking by. Both were bickering back and forth, very fast and angrily.
Phineas motioned to them, "Hey Baljeet, Buford, can you settle something for us? Do you have a second?"
Baljeet shrugged, "Ah, certainly."
Isabella spoke up, "Whose life sucks more? Phineas's or mine?"
Buford and Baljeet snickered, "Ours!"
Baljeet motioned to Buford, 'We live together…'
Buford nodded, 'We're as close as people can get.'
'We've been the best of buddies...''Ever since the day we met.'
Baljeet glared at him, 'So he knows lots of ways to make me really upset. Oh, every day is an aggravation.'
Buford rolled his eyes, 'Come on, that's an exaggeration!'
Baljeet pointed at him, 'You leave your clothes out.You put your feet on my chair!'
Buford growled, 'Oh yeah? You do such anal things like ironing your underwear!'
Phineas and Isabella laughed hard at this.
Baljeet turned beet red, 'You make that very small apartment we share a hell!'
Buford looked right back at him, 'So do you, that's why I'm in hell too!'
Baljeet threw his hands into the air, 'It sucks to be me!'
Buford shook his head, 'No, it sucks to be me!'
Isabella sighed, 'It sucks to be me!'
Phineas shook his head, 'It sucks to be me!'
They all looked around, 'Is there anybody here it doesn't suck to be? It sucks to be me!'
They all started humming and circling around, wearing smiles on their faces. Stacy walked by and paused when she saw them. She raised an eyebrow,
"Why you all so happy?"
Phineas smiled wide, "Because our lives suck!"
Stacy narrowed her eyes, "Your lives suck? I hearing you correctly? Ha!... I coming to this country for opportunities. Tried to work in Korean deli but I am Japanese. But with hard work I earn two Master's Degrees in social work! And now I a therapist! But I have no clients and I have an unemployed fiancé' !And we have lots of bills to pay! It suck to be me! It suck to be me! I say it Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Sucka-Suck! It suck to be me!'
Irving walked by and stopped when he saw the group of friends, "Excuse me?"
Phineas waved, "Hey there."
Irving looked around nervously, "Sorry to bother you, but I'm looking for a place to live."
Stacy frowned, "Why you looking all the way out here?"
"Well, I started at Danville A, but so far everything is out of my price range. But this neighborhood looks a lot cheaper!" he spotted an apartment and smiled, "Oh, and look a "For Rent" sign!"
Phineas grinned, "You need to talk to the superintendent. Let me get him…"
Irving smiled, "Great, thanks!"
Phineas cupped his hands around his mouth and shouted, "YO FLETCHER!"
A voice could be heard approaching, "I'm coming! I'm coming!"
Irving gasped when he saw the source of the voice, "Oh my gosh! It's Ferb Fletcher!"
Ferb chuckled happily, "Yes I am!... I'm Ferb Fletcher from TV's Phineas and Ferb. I made a lot of money that got stolen by my folks! Now I'm broke and I'm the butt of everyone's jokes. But I'm here -the Superintendent! On Danville Q!'
Everyone gasped and pointed at him, 'It sucks to be you!'
Isabella sighed, "You win!"
They all laughed, 'It sucks to be you!'
Phineas breathed out, "I feel better now!"
Ferb rolled his eyes, 'Try having people stopping you to ask you "Hey... where's Perry?" It gets old…'
They all circled around, 'It sucks to be you in Danville Q! Sucks to be you! In Danville Q! Sucks to be me! In Danville Q! Sucks to be us! But not when we're together. We're together here in Danville Q! We live in Danville Q! Our friends do too! 'Till our dreamscome true, we live in Danville Q!'
Irving looked around, "This is real life!"
'We live in Danville Q!'
Buford patted Irving's back, "You're gonna love it!"
'We live in Danville Q!'
Ferb handed a set a keys to Irving, "Here's your keys!"
'Welcome to Danville Q!'
END SCENE!
I... I don't even know... I was bored, go figure.
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