Cold water
Chapter one
"Zee-vah? Zee-vah? Ziva!" Tony Dinozzo called impatiently poking her arm. Ziva still didn't open her eyes. She was just pushing her head against car's soft cushions.
"You aren't going to sleep on a stakeout, Ziva David?" She still refused to open her eyes and Tony was getting impatient.
"No Tony I am just trying to hmm mentally move my body somewhere else where it smells better." Ziva snapped smiling a little with her eyes still closed.
"You don't smell that good either." Tony said wincing. "When did you last shower, David?"
"Let me see" Ziva said opening her eyes and turning her head. "It would have been maybe three days ago. In any case it was well before some little hairy butt made a tiny error with his computer which caused us to follow and tail a wrong woman." Ziva snapped her eyes narrowed.
"Fine just slap me like Gibbs or whatever. Juuust get it all out of your system but don't..."
He was interrupted by Ziva sneezing loudly.
"Jeez Ziva cover your mouth with your hand! Are you coming down with something?" Tony said looking mildly worried. Ziva actually looked little tired. Or more tired than Mossad agent usually did after three days of stakeout.
"No I am not Tony." Ziva said closing her eyes again. Just when Tony thought she had fallen asleep she spoke opening her eyes.
"You probably would know that movie where a couple moves into a neighborhood where all the women are robots?"
"Yeah Stepford wives" Tony said brightening up "I like the year 1975 version better but there was this hottie..." Ziva interrupted him.
"Anyway there is one of the wives, minus the robot thing I would say, watching us right now"
"Where?" Tony turned his head and saw a beautiful blond watching them on the doorsteps across the road. She was wearing a flowery dress and a resemblance to stepford wives was inevitable.
"That's our woman. Let's go" Tony said opening the door and stepping out with Ziva following her. Suddenly a man came out from the perfect white fence house.
"Viola, run" man shouted from the doorsteps. Both agents threw their weapons out when noticing a shotgun on his hand. Woman started running and on her way she bumped into the perfect little mailbox. A sound drew a shotgun man's attention for a second. It was just enough time for Ziva to run after the woman.
Tony pointed a gun a man and shouted "NCIS drop your weapon!" The man seemed to hesitate for a moment. Then he finally dropped his gun and raised his hands above his head.
"Okay, okay" man said. Tony kicked a shotgun off with his left foot and cuffed him without any problems. He held the man from his cuffs and same time dialed a number to call a car to pick him, and of course Viola, up. He smiled a little and started to wait for Ziva to drag the perfect housewife from the woods.
At the same time Ziva was running after the surprisingly fast lady who had kicked her high heeled shoes off. She would have found something funny about the fact that she, Ziva David the mossad trained officer, was chasing after a blond in a ridiculous flower dress. Anyway it would have been fun if the throbbing in her head would have been increasing all the time. She had had a nasty headache the whole morning and this sure wasn't helping.
"NCIS stop" Ziva shouted. She was starting to reach the woman and managed to knock her down. Suddenly woman started kicking, screaming and crashing Ziva. Ziva cursed mentally at her headache and tried to get a good grip from her hands. And then they suddenly fell down to the little, luckily not so deep, pond in the middle of the woods. There was few seconds of wrestling on the water and then Ziva finally managed to push woman down. She pulled her up from the water and cuffed her. Woman had suddenly stopped fighting. Ziva stood there for a moment water dripping from her clothes and hair. She coughed a little and then started to drag a woman out of the forest shivering in a cold wind.
In the mean time Tony had a car waiting their happy couple. He was standing by the fence and whistling cheerily. Then he saw Ziva and blondie approaching both soaking wet.
"Hello Ziva! It looks like you finally got that shower you needed." Tony said teasingly. Ziva just narrowed her eyes at her and sneezed loudly.
