DISCLAIMER: Author: Much as I wish it, I am not- 9 Year Old Anakin: Me? Author: No Shut Up you stupid kid. Anakin: Wizard! OK BYE! (jumps off cliff) Author: Finaly. Now what was I saying? Oh ya. Much as I wish it, I am not George Lucas and do not own Star Wars. Too bad.

STRANGE PHSYCOTIC STAR WARS STORY FROM HELL!!!!! Mya: Hey Chelsea, don't you think going to Japan will be fun? Chelsea: Ya, this is way better than that pretend trip to Japan shit they were making us do. What do they think we're in Kindergarten or something. Mya: Probably. But that black mail idea was brilliant, if I do say so my self. Kent: Actually this trip is supposed to be educational. Mya, Chelsea, Sarah: DEMAROO, BAKAMATIA!!!!!!! Kent: Oh, is that Japanese I only know kon nichi'wa . C, M, S: AS WE SAID BEFORE, SHUT UP IDIOT!! Kent:*turns away all offended* *A frail old Japanese man is staring at them all offended* Mya: What are you lookin at you shriveled old bat? *Old man turns away* S: You're so mean M: Actually the word is evil. I"M EVEN MORE EVIL THAN DARTH VADER!!!!! *Just as Mya speaks, the lights dim and heavy breathing comes over the intercom* Creepy Voice : This is Darth Vader speaking. I- M, C, S: COOL VADER"S HERE YAAAY!!!!! Vader: DO YOU MIND!? Mya: No, should we? Vader: I heard that! C: Whatever. *rolls eyes* Vader: I saw that. C: Cool, so you can see us and hear us? Vader: Yes. C: *extends middle finger* BITE ME!! *Vader storms into isle* V: SHUT UP!!! C: mmmmm.no V: Whatever. As I was saying, I have taken over this strange transport called a plane of yours and as I speak we are approaching the death star. There you will learn what will become of you. *C, S, and M start taking pictures of the death star from the window.* V: AHEM!!! C, S, M: Oh sorry. V: One more thing, I AM YOUR FAAAATHER!! S: All of us? V: Ummmm, sure. C: THAT'S NOT A MAN. THAT'S A MACHINE!!!!!! M: no duh shit V: Oh force, I have to put up with this, other wise I'll look mean. Oh wait I'm a Sith. DAMN YOU, YOU STUPID KID!!!!! M: *calmly reaches over and turns off Vader's breathing mechanism* V:gag, choke * turns it back on* We are now at the Death Star. Follow Me off this plane thingy. Try to escape and you will be- actually I don't know. Just don't okay? C: And this is supposed to be the greatest Sith that ever live? V: I am glaring at you from behind my helmet. *All enter large room* V: Now, why you're here. YOU WILL ALL BE MADE MY SLAVES!!!! Ummm.. except for you three, *points to C, S and M* You are too evil too be slaves. You will be trained as Sith lords, I mean ladies. C, S, M: YAAAAAY! Kent: No fair!! We're supposed to be on an educational- *He is cut off as Mel, one of S, C, and M's friends grabs Vader's lightsaber and slices Kent's head off,* ALL: YAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!! V: Okay, you're also evil you will be trained too. Mel: COOOOL!!!! V: Okay, you four come with me. The rest of you, TO THE DEPTHS OF THE SHIP!!!!!!! (ALL EXIT)