...I got board...I only own my OC Alex, so please don't flame me.
Oogie boogie vs. Alex Greenstreak
Alex Greenstreak: This battle's gonna end like every agument does,
with you kissing my ass and begging me for a rub!
I made a map motherfucker and I'm reading it too!
Gives me specific directions how to fuck with you!
I know that you like to think that you're so macho, but you smell like ball sacks and nachos!
I work, while you and your boyfriend harold, drink and play poker in a fantasy world!
You're as sharp as a stick, that I rub on my lips! So go ahead take a shot,
I'm sure that you'll miss! Like the laundry, the toilet, the grocery list!
If you'd stop fucking up I wouldn't have to get pissed!
Oogie boogie: My life was fine 'till you had to come along and wreck it!
Could you please just shut your face for ten seconds?!
You cry about everything, but can't decide what you want!
I'm hungry, I'm fat, I'm cold, I'm hot!
You call it complex, but yo I'd call you a mess!
You take two hours to cum, three more to get dressed!
You got a lotion for this, you got a cream for that!
Got any perfume that smells like 'GET THE FUCK OFF MY BACK'?!
When things are good, they're great and it's like I'm dreaming.
Until your junk starts bleeding and you turn into a demon!
It ain't summer eve, don't try to play me like a douche!
You wanna bite of my stew? Well you can swallow the truth!
Alex Greenstreak: Don't even bring up swallow!
A big, evil, sack, of bugs, ain't a tough act to follow!
One pump chump and you're hung like a weasel!
Ditch the fig leaf, get yourself a pine needle!
You want alone time? Have it!
In fact, suck your own dick, and massage your own back!
This rat is the best thing I bit so far!
Now I see how much of a dick you are!
Oogie boogie: I wasn't listening, are you still flapping those lips?
I was just thinking 'yo did I give up my life for this'?!
Woman I just don't know what your problem is!
All I know is you're acting like a colossal bitch!
Alex Greenstreak: D:
*Ackward pause*
Oogie boogie: ...I'm sorry babe.
Alex Greenstreak: ...*sigh* I'm sorry too.
Oogie boogie: *smirks* Alright, now let's go and have make up-
Alex Greenstreak: No.
Oogie boogie: D: Awwwwwwwwwww...
~The end~
Poor Oogie, Alex refuses to have make up sex with him right now. ;D I don't know about you, but I think Alex won this battle. :) Bye-Bye! (P.S. Please review, it makes me happy, and lets me know that people actually read my stuff.)
