Sasuke's First Pimple

Miharu's corner:

WHY CAN'T NARUTO CHARACTERS EVER GET PIMPLES??? COME ON! AREN'T THEY TEENAGERS??? Well… in this story, our beloved Sasuke-kun will experience a face-scarring volcano of a pimple on his lovely, delicate, porcelain skin…. MWAHAHAHA!!!

People remember I don't like Sasuke very much, but I still think he's okay so… I will kind of make fun of him… just small insults… or so…Te he he? DON'T HATE ME SASUKE FANS!!!

Possibly all my words that direct to me thinking Sasuke is sexy are all sarcastic and not true… BELIEVE IT! (Damn I'm starting to sound like Naruto…)

DISCLAMAH!: I FREAKING DO NOT OWN NARUTO!!!!!! -Cries-

Couples: sasusaku, naruhina, nejiten


Chapter One

It all started in the morning….

Uchiha Sasuke woke up in his usual manner. Quite early. And quite in a solemn mood. It was around 6 a.m. He knew when it came to 7 his fan club would sing the Sasuke Good Morning song. How he despised that song… (I'll make it up soon… hehe)

A great yawn escaped his perfectly kissable mouth (mmm… yummy)… and of course some stinky breath along with it. Mr. Sandman, no not Gaara, had left him a present… any of you heard of eye crust?? Just Kidding!!

He sat up straight and shifted to the side of the bed so his feet could touch the floor, the cold wooden floor located in his room, where horrible memories lay. The iciness had a tingling sensation to his toes. He stood up, eyes still sleepy, and headed towards the bathroom. He could walk bare footed on the super cold floor because he's a tough guy... nyah, nyah!

As he was slowly and sleepily on his way to the bathroom, he passed by a mirror placed on a wall in his room. It was a lovely silver framed mirror that was shaped as an oval. He glanced at it for a second then continued his walk. Then he paused. Stepped all the way back to the mirror. Stopped. Paused again. And stared.

Then a murderous scream.

Miharu: Gosh, what a short first chapter… but I wanted a cliffhanger… so YAY!

Sasuke: DAMMIT! WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO MAKE FUN OF ME?!?

Miharu: Because I LOVE YOU!!!

Sasuke: EWWW!

Miharu: You know I'm joking, right?

Naruto: MIHA-CHAN! WHY CAN'T YOU MAKE A FANFIC STARRING ME???

Miharu: Because, dear love, I love making fun of Sasuke…

Naruto: Really? -Pouts-

Miharu: Yesh…

Sasuke: Okay… now back to me… I FUCKING HATE YOU MIHARU!!!

Miharu: But… but…. Sassy-chaaaaaan!! -Whines-

Sasuke: Don't you Sassy-chan ME! …. DON'T EVEN CALL ME THAT… EVER!

Miharu: Sassy-chaaaaan, you cuss a lot…. I don't like you…. MEANIE!

Sasuke: …. I have nothing to say to you for I despise you as much as I despise Itachi…

Miharu: buts… buts… Saaassssyyyy!!! I wanna be your friend! -Smiles evilly-

Sasuke: NO!

Miharu: Shut up Sasuke, I'm bored with you…. BYE READERS!!! I'm going bowling tomorrow!!! Bye!!!

Sasuke: WHAT THE HECK!?!

Miharu: Don't be jealous, Sasuke. I know you want to go bowling…

Sasuke: Shut up!

Miharu: YOU SHUT UP!! MIHARU ALWAYS GETS THE LAST WORD!!

Sasuke: Damn you…

Miharu: Darn YOU!

Sasuke: STOP!

Miharu: LAST WORD!

End so far….