So im sorry I havent postend shit for awhile. First school got in the way then I got a job and then I lost my password. I know "real fucking smooth Fast" but you know i got that fixed now. so a new one shot!

Disclaimer: I do not own One Piece. Oda does.

"I'm gonna be a pirate!" Luffy yelled as he jumped on to the coffe table in Usopp's living room.

"You fucking wish dumb ass." Sanji said as he kicked him off the table.

"OOF!" he landed on Nami's Boobs.

"PERVERT!" She yelled as she slaped him.

chopper peeked out from behind Zoro.

"Could you guys calm down? we dont want Usopp's mom to get mad." He said.

"Don't even bother with them Chopper. They never listen. Besides Luffy has been in the sugar so he won't quit until he crashes." Zoro said to Chopper.

Zoro moved to the couch and sat down. Almost immidiately he was once again asleep.

"let's prank Zoro!" Luffy whispers.

"I'm in." Sanji says.

"You fucking touch me and I will not hesitate to castrate you." Zoro said knowing what they were going to do.

"Damn he's good." Luffy said.

"Well mabey if you two wouldn't always prank Swordsman-san he wouldn't be able to do that." Robin said as her Usopp and his mom walked in the door.

"what's this talk about pranking?" His mother asks the group.

"Uuuuhhhh..." They all answer.

"We wanna pull a prank on Zoro, but he said he'll kill us if we do." Luffy told her with a wide smile on his face, oblivious to the death glare given to him by Sanji and Usopp.

"I said I was going to casterate you, not kill you. Dumbass." Zoro said and rolled over on the couch.

"Well how about you all just have a prank war?" Usopp's mom suggested.

"But mom, I know your game-" Usopp started.

His mom threw a hand over his mouth. "Now let's get started. Teams of two everybody!" She exclaimed to the kids.

Teams.

Team one: Sanji and Zoro

Team two: Luffy and Nami

Team three: Robin and Usopp

Team four: Chopper and Susan (usopp's mom)

"The rules are if you are succesfully pranked you are out. last team standing wins. GO!" Susan said.

Chopper looked to Susan and gave her a questioning look, when everyone scattered and they stood still.

"Don't worry Chopper. it is all part of the plan."

Time lapse three hours

Usopp and Robin ran out of the room that Sanji and Zoro would walk into soon. as soon as they opened the door they were covered from head to toe in gree goo.

"DAMN IT!" Sanji yelled.

"We lost shit cook." Zoro stated.

"Really!? I thought we lost you stupid moss head!" Sanji exclaimed as he attempted to get the goo off him.

Ussop's mother, Susan, walked in and handed Usopp a broom and said, "You are the winner! now clean the mess up."

Ussop hung his head, "I knew this would happen..."

Ussop started to clean. Robin looked around and noticed that Sanji and Zoro were missing.

"Where are cook-san and swordsman-san?" she asked.

Nami looked around too, "Now that you mention it, I think they walked into the bathroom. Sanji was saying something about Zoro helping him get the goo out of his hair... Robin you should go check on them." she suggested.

Robin walked to the bathroom and saw the door was cracked. she loked inside and her jaw dropped. she walked back to the group.

"They are fine. just a little buisy at the moment. we should help usopp."

they all picked up brooms and mops and started to help.

In the bathroom Sanji and Zoro were putting their shirts back on after the heated make-out session they just had.

"Did you hear someone at the door?" Sanji asked.

"Nope. Why did you ask?" Zoro replied.

"No reason." Sanji said shakeing his head.

'I must be going crazy' he thought to himself.