When Sasuke And Gaara Eat Sugar.

Sasuke sat in a corner at Naruto's sleepover and seemed to be the usual 'Emo' he always was. Neji was trying to rape Naruto, Naruto being oblivious to any of his useless sexual acts, Kiba was teaching Akamaru how to do the Macarena, Chouji was chomping on, you guessed it, chips, Shikamaru was mumbling about how 'troublesome' this was, Lee was looking at himself in the mirror making poses, Kankuro was laying on Naruto's bed, staring at the ceiling, and Gaara (Heaven knows why he and Kankuro were there) was in the 'Emo Corner' with Sasuke. Yup, normal sleepover for Naruto.

Naruto walked over to Sasuke, Neji behind him staring at his pajama-ed ass, holding out a Hershey's bar.

"Here teme! Take it! It's really good! I know you say you don't like sweets and all but, you need to try them someday!" Naruto smiled and looked at Sasuke's coal orbs. Soon enough, Kiba picked up the scent of the chocolate and ran over. Chouji smelt the chocolate and glanced over, but he continued to eat chips.

"Naruto! Why give that emo bastard chocolate! He'll get faaat." He said in a mocking tone. Chouji looked over and gave Kiba the death glare. Sasuke scowled and Gaara glared. Sasuke sighed and grabbed the bar. Slowly unwrapping the paper, he smirked and looked over at Gaara.

"Who said emos can't indulge themselves?" He took off the silver paper and broke off two small pieces of the milk chocolate. Naruto, Gaara, Kiba, and everyone else stared as Sasuke plopped the chocolate into his mouth. After moving it around in his mouth a while, and swallowing, he gazed at the bar.

"This..is...Heavenly!" He snapped more pieces off of the bar and popped them in his mouth. Everyones eyes widened and stared at the raven haired boy. Gaara stared expectantly at the rest of the bar and grabbed it, tossed it into his mouth and chewed. Everyone began to scream. They all knew what happened when Gaara ate chocolate... He became GAHH.

"For God's sake! Everyone hide!!" Kankuro jumped off of the bed and ducked behind Shikamaru.

Twitching, GAHH ran into Naruto's kitchen, gathering pots and pans. Sasuke's pupils began to widen and he ran around the room.

"I AM GAHH!!" GAHH screamed and tossed pots everywhere. Sasuke was stripping off his shirt, causing Naruto to stare and drool. He stopped in the middle of the room and looked around quickly.

"Suuuuuuuuuugar...TO BECOME EMO BOI, I REQUIRE MORE SUGAR! Hey, GAHH!"

Sasuke ran over to the pot tossing maniac and poked him. GAHH hissed and looked at him. He noticed who it was and jumped onto Sasuke, licking his cheek.

"GAHH! I require SUGAR." He twitched and GAHH ran off in a streak of red poof. Coming back faster than Sasuke imagined, GAHH threw gum balls, Sasuke catching every one. Putting them all into his mouth at the same time, Sasuke became more and more hyper. He soon became EMO BOI.

"ISH AHMMM EHHMUU BAHOIII!!!" Spit flying everywhere, EMO BOI took off his pants, revealing boxers with small foxes on them. He ran in circles screaming, GAHH joining him. Everyone stared in amazement at the two. They were once called Gaara and Sasuke, now they were GAHH and EMO BOI.