Writing a companion piece to deprived insanity's Memestar Ruby.

"What does cthulu have to do with anything?" talking

Oops I forgot no one else can read minds thinking

_++Chapter 1: So It Begins++_

This story begins in a very cold January."Fuck this white bullshit!" said our very Canadian protagonist. "eh." She added as an afterthought. "can't tell where the fuckin sidewalk ends keep fuckin fallin to my knees in got damn bullshit fuck me sideways but god forbid you shovel your got damn walks so people can-"In a horribly foreshadowed moment, a car peeled around the corner and hit them full speed, throwing them ten feet into a snow bank. They might have lived, except for the layer of ice on top,which snapped their neck on impact and killed them instantly.

Fate saw how poorly written their death was and said, "this is only getting a c+, try to be more… creative."

So destiny glared , "I'll show you creative you fucking bitch."

-+-+-+-her pov-+-+-+-

Jesusfuckingchristonabicyclewhatthefuckowowowowowowow

"Healthy pair of lungs on her at least"

Fucki HELP ME you useless twat! She tried to repeat her thoughts outloud but all that came out was more screaming. She unscrunched her face enough to open one eye, ready to death glare whoever this psycopath watching her scream after being hit by a car was.

Holyshitfuckgiantface was all she thought before she passed out from lack of oxygen.