I was sitting watching pewdiepie until my weird brother came and said I want to fuck you in the ass and i l said wtf so I ran upstairs went in my room and hide until hear the door open and I was like shit then I wake up then I saw my girlfriend saying I am pregnant so I came and said what wrong she said you gonna be a father I froze for a minute I told my mom and dad the news and they are excited because they're going to have a granddaughter even I'm 17 I'm steal goana be a father so on 4/23/04 my girlfriend said she giving birth and we made it to the hospital and when I saw the baby she said her first word she said please kill me
