A/N: So I'm rewriting "Invader Tezcatlipoca", huh? Look, I looked back on it, and thought, "Man, I could totally write this better!" So I am. Sorry I deleted the original! I just felt unsatisfied with the original version. So, here it is, "Invader Tezcatlipoca: The Revised Cut"! Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I don't own Invader Zim or Aztec mythology. Invader Zim belongs to Nickelodeon, Viacom, and Jhonen Vasquez, and Aztec mythology belongs to Central Mexico. (Not that that matters)

A VERY, VERY LONG TIME AGO...AS IN FOUR WORLDS BEFORE THIS ONE...

An enormous feathered snake took off into the sky, which people today would find odd because this snake had no wings! This snake was actually the god Quetzalcoatl, the White Tezcatlipoca, and he had a bone to pick with his brother/rival, Tezcatlipoca, the Black Tezcatlipoca. (Yes, that is very confusing.) Quetzalcoatl had a big club with him (how exactly...?), and he was heading toward the Sun of the Earth. This sun was half a sun. You see, Tezcatlipoca became the Sun of the Earth, but due to the fact that he was the god of darkness, he could only become half of a sun. Now, Quetzalcoatl said, "I am sorry, my brother, but your reign must end." And with that, he struck the Sun of the Earth with the club. It transformed back into its ruler, Tezcatlipoca, and he fell to the earth, and had transformed into a jaguar. Now, the world was covered in darkness, since there was no sun. In a heated rage, Tezcatlipoca commanded all the jaguars on the land to eat all the people. It was a very bloody and horrific day. That day, a rivally between siblings devolved into a horrible enmity.

A/N: This is just the prologue! We're getting to the part with Invader Zim! Now, the reason I chose Aztec mythology plus Invader Zim is because, if you know enough about Aztec mythology, you could totally imagine those two colliding! Invader Zim is just something I'd imagine to mix well with Mexican culture. (I mean, there's the load of Mexican food, its obsession with meat, and the fact that Jhonen Vasquez himself is Mexican-American.)