Law Ate Bepo

Title: Law Ate Bepo
Rating: T
Fandom: One Piece
Summary: One day, Law was crying and claimed that he ate Bepo.


Law was on the deck of the Polar Tang, curled up in a corner. Sniffling and sobs came from his direction. There was already several empty boxes of tissues and a growing pile of used tissues. Tears were streaming down the captain's face and snot was dripping from his reddened nose.

The Heart Pirates were concerned. This was way out of character for their captain. The only other times they had caught him acting like this was when he was drunk and remembering Flevance and Corazon. But they knew Law wasn't drunk.

Penguin decided to speak first. "Captain, what's wrong?"

"I…I…" Law stuttered.

"You what?" Shachi asked.

"I ATE BEPO!" Law cried, grabbing another fistful of tissues.

The Heart Pirates froze, thinking they heard wrong. "You what?"

"I ATE BEPO!" Law repeated, sneezing into the tissues.

"Y…You ate Bepo!?"

"I didn't mean too!" Law sobbed. "He just looked so tasty!"

"Captain, Bepo's our navigator!" Penguin shouted.

"How could you!?" Now Shachi was crying too.

"He was such a cute, innocent, fluffy bear!" Law wailed.

"Why captain!?" Penguin and Shachi demanded. "Why did you have to eat Bepo!?"

"He was so tempting!" Law said. "He tasted so chocolatey too!"

The two paused. "Chocolatey?"

"Yeah, he was made of white chocolate…" Law sniffled.

The door suddenly opened and Bepo exited the submarine. He yawned and stretched his limbs. "That was a refreshing nap!"

"Bepo?" Penguin asked. "Didn't Captain eat you?"

"Huh? What makes you say something like that!?" Bepo exclaimed.

"I ATE BEPO!" Law pulled his knees to his chest. "I'M SORRY BEPO!"

"Captain, I'm right here," Bepo walked over to him.

"I-I ate the B-B-Bepo in the k-kitchen…" Law claimed.

"But there's only one Bepo," Shachi pointed to the Mink.

"Captain, did you eat the white chocolate Bepo sculpture I was working on?" Ikkaku joined them on the deck.

Law nodded while hugging to the real polar bear. "I was hungry…"

Ikkaku sighed. "That was for your birthday tomorrow,"

"I ate Bepo…" Law tightened his hug.

"Alright, next time I won't make an edible Bepo sculpture," Ikkaku said.

"I ATE BEPO!"

"Captain, shut up! Bepo's standing right next to you!"

"I'm sorry…"


No Bepo's were harmed in the making of this story.