Sakaki and Kaorin Finally Get Married
Disclaimer: I don't not own Azumanga Daioh or any of the other properties that are mentioned in this fanfiction. I only own the original characters.
The character Robert is based off of myself.
PLOT: Sakaki and Kaorin finally get married and Sakaki finds out more about her long lost twin sister. Sequel to Sakaki and Kaorin Get Together and Go Around the World and Through Time.
Chapter 1: Where Have You Been?
Robert, Yuu, Sakaki, Kaida, Chihiro, and Kaorin were in Sakaki's living room talking about where Kaida had been.
Sakaki asked Yuu, "What happened to Kaida?"
Yuu then said, "She was kidnapped by force shortly after birth."
Sakaki then asked Kaida, "Where did they take you?"
Kaida then said, "They took me to an institute in Kanazawa," she then added, "They were going to do a lethal experiment on me when I reached 30, so I decided to escape."
The rest of them said, "That's terrible."
Kaida then said, "They performed other experiments on me, but they were not bad, and they did not sterilize me."
The rest of them said, "That's still terrible."
Robert then said, "We will protect you."
Kaida then said, "Thank you."
Kaida then asked Sakaki, "What have you been up to?"
Sakaki then said, "I like cute things, which is one of the reasons I like Kaorin, and why my room is the way it is, and I'm a veterinarian and have a cat."
Kaida then asked Kaorin, "What have you been up to?"
Kaorin then said, "I am an astronomer at the local observatory, and got to be with my crush, Sakaki."
Kaida then asked Sakaki, "What kind of cat do you have?"
Sakaki then said, "Will you keep it a secret, if I tell you?"
Kaida then said, "I will keep it a secret."
Sakaki then said, "He is an Iriomote cat."
Kaida then said, "Aren't those protected?"
Sakaki then said, "They're, but we met on Iriomote Island, during a high school trip, and after his mother was hit by a car, so then he found his way to me, and before Robert made my mom unallergic to cats, he lived with a high school friend named Chiyo Mihama."
Kaida then said, "That is so cool."
Kaorin then said, "I like Sakaki, because she is so cool."
Robert then said, "There is a going to a good British sitcom on TV in a few minutes, it is called "Keeping Up Allusions," he then said, "It stars Clive Routledge, who previously starred in "Are You Being Dragged Behind a Pickup Truck," and Patricia Swift, who previously starred in "Onslow, Put On A Shirt"."
The rest of them then said, "That does sound like it's going to be a good show."
Robert then turned the TV on and got comfortable. Kaorin sat on the couch between Kaida and Sakaki, while Chihiro and Robert sat on the loveseat, and Yuu sat in the chair. They then realized how funny the show was and they started laughing at how Patricia Swift's character behaved.
Robert then said, "She acts just like Hyacinth Bucket on "Keeping Up Appearances"."
When the show was over Robert turned off the TV.
Kaorin then said to Sakaki, "We should plan our bachelorette parties."
Kaorin then said, "I will invite Kaida, Chihiro, Sakaki, even though she is my wife to be, and a few of my other friends to my party," she then said to Sakaki, "Who are you going to invite to your party?"
Sakaki then said, "I'm going to invite Yomi, Tomo, Kagura, Osaka, Chiyo, Yukari, Minamo, Chihiro, Kaorin, even though she is my wife to be, and a few of my other friends to my party," she then added, "Since I am going to invite Chihiro too, I will have it after Kaorin's."
Kaorin then said, "I would like Sakaki, Kaida, and Chihiro to be the strippers at my bachelorette party, as Sakaki is cool, Kaida is cool like Sakaki, and Chihiro is my best friend."
Kaida then said, "I will be a stripper at your bachelorette party."
Chihiro then said, "I will also be a stripper at your bachelorette party."
Sakaki then said, "I will also be a stripper at your bachelorette party."
Kaorin then said to Sakaki, "Who are the strippers going to be at your bachelorette party?"
Sakaki then said, "I would like Chihiro, Chiyo, Osaka, and Kaorin to be the strippers at my bachelorette party, as the four of them are so cute."
Kaorin then said, "I will be a stripper at your bachelorette party."
Chihiro then said, "I will also be a stripper at your bachelorette party."
Sakaki then said, "I'm going to call Chiyo and Osaka to see if they want to be strippers at my bachelorette party."
Kaida then asked, "Why are you calling Osaka?"
Sakaki then said, "Osaka is her nickname, as she is from Osaka," she then added, "Her real name is Ayumu Kasuga."
Sakaki then picked up her cell phone and dialed Chiyo's phone number.
Sakaki then said to Chiyo, "Would you like to be a stripper at my bachelorette party?"
Sakaki then said to the people in the room, "Chiyo said yes to being a stripper."
Sakaki then picked up her cell phone and dialed Osaka's phone number.
Sakaki then said to Osaka, "Would you like to be a stripper at my bachelorette party?"
Osaka then said, "So you want me to take of my clothes in front of you and your friends and do stuff with you and your friends at the party?"
Sakaki then said, "Yes."
Osaka then said, "Yes, I will be a stripper at your party, as I have never been a stripper before, and my girlfriend Kagura said it was ok as she knows that you and me are just friends."
Sakaki then said, "Your girlfriend is invited to my party too, but not as a stripper."
Osaka then said, "That is ok, as I know that you like cute things, and Kagura is not cute."
Sakaki then said, "Bye and see you two at the party."
Osaka then said, "Bye and see you at the party."
Sakaki then said to the people in the room, "Osaka said yes to being a stripper."
Sakaki then said "That was an interesting conversation," she then said to Kaida, "It was nice getting to know you and you can sleep in my room with me and Kaorin."
Kaida then said, "Thank you and I will sleep on top Kaorin, with you under her."
Kaorin then said, "That is so cool, sleeping between two Sakakis."
Kaorin then added, "Let's have my bachelorette party March 1st."
The others then said, "Ok."
Sakaki then said, "I will have mine March 7th."
