Hi everybody!

This is my first story ever and I'm a little nervous about the reviews and if this story really is interesting at all. So please if you don't like it at least explain why, so I can try to make it better. Plus I don't speak english as my native language, actually it's finnish, so please tell me about any grammatical errors, because I don't have beta reader yet. Thank you.

Oh, and Itachi is 16 in this story and Sasuke about 12.

Warnings: Yaoi(ItaSasu), Fem!Sasuke, Sasuke as a female cat, some violence, may include pregnancy or/and lemon if anyone wants, might seem a little ooc

Disclaimer: Ladies and gentlemen! I don't own any of the characters in Naruto or Kuroshitsuji. Only thing I own in this fic is the fic's plot. Thank you. *audience claps their hands*

PS. I update after at least two review

~Bullet


It was a chilly autumn night, as the weather was under 8 degrees, when Sasuke and I were practicing kunai throwing in a meadow nearby our home. The meadow was pretty small, but a good area for practicing as the trees were at good distance away. There was also a river where we were usually bathing after our practices in the summer.

"Aww, I'm never gonna get it as good as you, Itachi! It's frustrating!" Pouted Sasuke, trying to hit his target tree, while I was watching him. "Foolish otouto, of course you are going to throw it as good as me someday if you just keep practicing." I said as I poked Sasuke in his forehead.
"Well, my DEAREST Itachi, it takes too long..." Said the younger, crossing his hands and murmuring something like 'foolish niisan' and 'calling me foolish'.
'He's too cute for his own good when he's pouting like that...' I thought.
"Sasuke..."

"What now!"

"..."


I looked at Itachi and rose an eyebrow as Itachi was staring at me."What?" I asked, but started to panic a little as Itachi came closer to me and suddenly, closed the distance between us. 'Niisan is kissing me!' "Aaah!" I shouted surprised as I parted the kiss and fell backwards in to the cold river that was right beside me. "Sasuke!" Itachi shouted and looked for something to throw to me and pull me up all the while I splashed in the water.

"Itachi! The water is too deep! I can't reach the bottom!" I said, starting to panic a little.

"Stay calm, Sasuke. Can you reach to my hand?" He said and stretched his hand to me, luckily I reached the hand and Itachi pulled me out of the water. "Let's go home to get you some dry clothes before you get sick." He said.


When we were halfway home, me carrying Sasuke, I noticed that Sasuke started to lose his consciousness. 'Hypothermia.' I thought.

"Sasuke, stay awake! We are almost home, you can't fall asleep now!"

"But it's so warm here and I'm sleepy..."

'Yes, definitely a hypothermia.'

"SASUKE!"

I warned, but Sasuke's consciousness just kept falling. 'I need to be faster. He's loosing it. What I'm going to say to mum and dad? That I kissed Sasuke and he dropped in a river and is now near death! No, that sounds wierd...maybe that I accidentally pushed him in to a river...yeah, that will do...' I put more chakra to my feet and ran faster to our home.


"Mother! Father! Come here!" I called my parents from my room. I did jump there trough the (luckily) open window. "Where's father?" I asked as only my mother, Mikoto Uchiha, came to the room.

"He got an emergency mission and is going to Suna. What about it?" She said and I continued.

"Well, me and Sasuke were practicing with kunais and I accidentally pushed Sasuke in the river and now he's unconscious." I explained and dropped Sasuke on my bed.

"I'll change his clothes, you can go sleep in Sasuke's bed or sleep in the living room." Mikoto said and went to look for dry clothes for Sasuke.


In the morning Sasuke was still unconscious and sleeping in my bed as I went to check on him. 'Foolish otouto. Look at what you've gotten yourself into.' I thought and left to the kitchen where Mikoto was making breakfast. "Sasuke hasn't awaken yet, mother." Mikoto sighed at this and said:

"If he hasn't waken up until nightfall I'm going to call a doctor."

"Yes, mother. I'm going to the meadow to practice. And I won't come home until night." I turned to leave, but Mikoto grabbed my hand.

"Be careful and try not to drop in the river. I don't want another unconscious boy. But before you leave eat something so you won't starve yourself." With that said I hnn'ed (the typical Uchiha 'yes') and sat to eat.


After a long training session I decided to leave back home, earlier than I planned, to check on how Sasuke was doing.
'I wonder if he's awaken yet...or if he remembers the 'accident'.' I thought and opened the front door and stepped inside the house.

"Itachi! Is that you?" Mikoto shouted from upstairs.

"Yes. Has Sasuke awaken yet?" I asked as he climbed to upstairs.

"Yes, I carried him to his own bed, because he wanted to." Mikoto said as she stepped, out of my father and hers bedroom, to the hallway.

Then we heard Sasuke sneezing and his bedroom door opened and he appeared, looking a little paler than usually. 'It's time to pay a visit to my old friend it seems.' Mikoto sighed and turned to leave Sasuke with me. He didn't seem to like the idea, as he sniffed and looked like he'd start to cry.

"I'm going to town to get you some medicine. Itachi, be nice to your brother." She went to downstairs and opened the front door, shouting: "Oh, and try not to hurt each other until I come back."

"Yes, mother." I shouted back and with that she left.


'It can't be so hard for them to like each other. They're brothers for Kami's sake! It's not like they must kill each other. That river 'accident'...I don't even believe it was an accident. They're always so jealous about each other.' As she is halfway to the town she looked at the sky and saw that the weather was darkening. 'Looks like it's going to rain soon.' She fastened her pace and it didn't take long until she was in front of a dark, suspicious looking alley.
'I hope he still lives here...'

A man, in his early thirties, was looking for a knife, that he accidentally dropped under his dissection table, as he was dissecting another "customer".
"Ah, there you are!" Said the man as he took the knife. Then the doorbell rang and he hit his head at the table's corner.

"Darn that table...third time this week..." He murmured under his breath."Yes, yes, I'm coming, I'm coming!" He shouted as he went to open the door.

Mikoto stopped before a building that looked like a funeral parlour, (which it is) because of the sign above the door. In the sign read Undertaker. She rang the door bell and in a little while, the man in his early thirties, opened the door. Mikoto looked at him and smiled. He hasn't changed at all. His silver hair was as long as always as it covered his eyes and reached his waist. His long, black nails, black cylinder hat and black robe, his stitched face and his never-ending smirk. Yes, he hasn't changed at all.

"Well, well if it isn't Mikoto. Long time no see! What brings you here, may I ask?" He grinned as he went back behind his dissection table to cover the 'customer'."Sorry about that. I was just dissecting another customer, if you don't mind."

"No, no, it's okay Undertaker I'm used to it, having a ninja family and all." She said as she stepped inside the shop, if you could call it that 'cause it looked more like a home or a laboratory.

"So, about the reason you came here..."

"Oh, yes...Sasuke has fallen sick, because Itachi 'accidentally' pushed him into a river nearby our home and I need some flu medicine for him." Undertaker seemed a little amused at the story and said:

"Yes, flu medicine indeed..." He chuckled as he went to look for the medicine. "You Uchiha's sure are sick peoples..." Undertaker said chuckling yet again.

"And why is that?" Asked Mikoto out of curiosity.

"Your oldest son, Itachi was it?"

"Yes. What about him?"

"He came here about a week ago, asking for me to make some special medicine..." Startled, Mikoto asked once again.

"For what purpose?"

"He threatened me and forbid me to tell about it to anyone."

"That's strange...Why would he do something like that?"

"Dunno, dun care." Undertaker said, back in his medicine looking task.


After I heard that mother closed the front door, I thought it would be safe to ask Sasuke a few questions.

"Otouto..."

"Yes, niisan?"

"Do you remember the 'accident'?" As I asked that Sasuke looked away, blushing.

"So you remember...I think that it would be best if we don't speak about it when mother or father are near or at all."

"Y-yes, Itachi..." He said and if possible blushed more.

'I swear if he isn't going to stop that I'm going to end up kissing him again...' *sigh* 'I'm a pervert...and doomed.' As I looked back to Sasuke he was holding his head and leaning to a wall.

"Sasuke...Are you okay?" He shook his head.

"N-no, my head hurts and everything is spinning. "Aaah!" With that Sasuke was on his knees.

"It's the fever..." I murmured and put my hand on his forehead to test his temperature, but pull back as it's hotter than I thought. "I'm taking you to your bed."


"Ah, here it is!" Undertaker hands the medicine to Mikoto and goes to sit down on a chair behind his dissection table, leaning his elbows on the table.

"Well, thanks for the medicine Undertaker. I'll be going now." Said Mikoto and turned to leave.

"Oh, I almost forgot to tell you, Mikoto, that the medicine might cause some side effects..."

"What kind of side effects?" Mikoto asked.

"You'll find out in due time, Mikoto, in due time..." And Undertaker chuckled, his hands under his chin, as Mikoto left and closed the door.


"Sasuke, Itachi, I'm home now! Sasuke, come to take your medicine!" Shouted Mikoto as I heard that she went to the kitchen. Leaving Sasuke on his bed I went to the kitchen to get the medicine for him. Appearing there I said:

"Sasuke's fever has gone worse. I can take the medicine to him as he's in his bed."

"What happened?" Mikoto asked, worried.

"He collapsed when his fever was rising." With that Mikoto went upstairs and in Sasuke's room, me right behind her.

"Sasuke, wake up!" Mikoto shook Sasuke as she and I sat beside his bed. Sasuke opened his eyes, blinking few times.

"Where am I?" He asked.

"In your room. On your bed." I answered. Sasuke looked at me and then to Mikoto.

"I'm a little thirsty..." Said Sasuke as he started to get up from his bed.

"Oh, no you don't, you foolish otouto!" I said pushing Sasuke back to his bed as Mikoto snapped.

"Itachi! Now is not the time to start calling Sasuke names, besides, his sick. Oh well, Sasuke, here's your medicine. It should help. I'm getting you a glass of water." She left the room to get some water for Sasuke as he drank his medicine. I looked at Sasuke and he seemed to notice it as he glanced back at me, but turned blushing away as our eyes met.

"Why. Are. You. Staring at me?!" Sasuke shouted at me, still blushing.

"You shouldn't shout, it'll make the fever worse." I turned to look at the open door as Sasuke mumbled, pouting:

"Your avoiding the question..." Then Mikoto came back in the room to give Sasuke some water, who drank it greedily.

"Now, Sasuke, go to sleep. And Itachi, try not to disturb him and go to sleep too. It's late already." I sighed.

"Yes, mother..." It's not like I tried to seem as if I hate Sasuke...it's quite the opposite. I was just worried, but mother is one woman to not to anger.