Poke.

Sigh.

Poke.

'I'm going to kill him.' 'No, your not.' 'Watch me.'

Poke.

"What do you want Tobi?" Shiroi asked calmly.

"Tobi wanted to tell you that it's Christmas eve!" Tobi explained happily.

"And that was important enough to bother us while we're looking for food?" Kuroi asked.

Tobi looked at the ground, "Um..No...But-"

"-Then shut up and leave us alone." "Please." "Don't be asking him. We're telling him." "YOU are telling him, I'M asking him." "Well he'll never learn from being ASKED." "Yes, he will." "I doubt it." "You doubt everything." "This is true..."

While they were fighting, Tobi slowly backed away to leave them in peace.


"Hey danna...Danna, wake up! ...SASORI DANNA GET UP!" Deidara shrieked, jumping away from the other.

Sasori sat up and glared at him, "What do you want, brat?"

Deidara grinned and sat cross-legged on the floor by Sasori's bed, "I wanted to know what you want for Christmas?" He looked up at him expectantly.

Sasori stared back for a moment before sighing, "I don't know, be creative, or something." Deidara pouted at him for a bit, then got up and left. Sasori shook his head and got out of bed.


Itachi heard a noise that sounded like laughter, and looked up from his book. Kisame grinned back at him innocently, "What?"

"What are you doing?" Itachi asked.

"Nothing really. What're you doing?"

Itachi glared at him, but said nothing. Kisame stood up and walked to the door, "Well I gotta go do my Christmas shopping. See ya later tonight." With that he left the weasel to read his book.


"So, you doin' anything for Christmas?" Hidan asked his partner.

Kakuzu didn't look up from his money counting, "No. It's just a dumb holiday for wasting time, and wasted time is-"

"Wasted money. I know, and sorry I asked." Hidan said standing up, and walking to the door, "Now if you need me, I'll be wasting time." He grinned and walked out the door leaving the miser in peace.


Pein sighed and put his pen down, glaring at the paper he had been writing on. He walked out of his room, and to the kitchen. He found Konan baking something, "Whatcha doin'?" He asked.

Konan turned around and smiled, "Just baking some Christmas cookies, you wanna help?"

Pein shook his head, "I think I'll pass..."

"I'll let you eat some cookei dough." She said.

Pein walked over to her, "Well I guess I could help for a little bit."