As the Rikudou Sennen realized the Juubi being sealed inside him would kill him, he made a seal to split the Juubi's chakra into the nine biju we know of today. What he failed to realize was that he had accidentally made a seal that would divide the chakra, but also teleport the chakra to a different dimention. As soon as he realized this, he started to fade, while the chakra formed the biju, then disappeared. 'Well, whoever gets stuck with anyone of those is fucked.' These were his last thoughts before he died.

THE WORLD OF TWILIGHT

Kyuubi, having just been formed, was disoriented as he appeared in a forest outside of a strange black path with two yellow lines going through the middle of it. He became angry with the lines and blew up the road. Then, he heard a noise behind him, and turned. What he saw was a human that was shirtless and sparkling. As the human was walking, he pulled out a makeup mirror and started applying eye liner and a skin colored lipstick. Kyuubi, having the knowledge of both the juubi and the rikudou sennin, immediately recognized the human as a fag. He became angry and shrunk down to human size, wanting to slaughter the pathetic being with his claws. The human finally turned toward Kyuubi and smiled.

"Hello there. My name is Edward Cullen. Excuse me for not noticing you. I'm getting ready for my party. I'm supposed to act like a fag, but It wont change much. Now come with me, I will take you back to my place and teach you the ways of the fag." The now known Edward grabbed a still somewhat disoriented Kyuubi and ran all the way to hi house's basement. Kyuubi, finally became oriented enough to focus, to see Edward about to put mascara on him, became angry and tore Edwards hand off, ripped out his intestines, put them in his mouth, pulled them back into his body through his mouth, then hung him from a very tall shelf by said biju bombed the house, forest, and all signes of life on the planet, including bacteria, before teleporting back to the dimention of the Elemental Nations, only to be caught by Madara as soon as he came back.

IN THE WORLD OF HARRY POTTER

The other eight biju ended up outside a castle that sat on an island. The ichibi became enraged by such a bid building, since it was taller than him, he shouted " ALMIGHTY SUMMONING TECHNIQUE: LAZOR!" Then, the clouds opened up to reveal a black face with red lips and really big eyes. It looked at Ichibi, then he pointed to the building, Ichibi nodded, and backed away, as did the other eight. The being looked at the building for another five seconds before shouting, "SHUP DA WHOOP: IMMA FIRIM MAH LAZOOOOOOR!" Suddenly the being opened its mouth and a laser beam as wide as the moon was flying at the building, along with the sound of 'BWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!'. When the beam ended and the being retreated into the clouds, half of the earth was vaporized. The eight Biju were standing right beside the edge. They all jumped, aimed at the remaining part of the world and released eight biju bombs on the remainder. As they were falling, they teleported back to the dimention of the Elemental Nations, in which they were captured by Hashirama and fought against Madara and Kyuubi.

Thus, the beginning of Naruto history truly started.

FIN