Disclaimer: As much as it pains me to say, the characters and all the shit that's in Buffy The Vampire Slayer and Harry Potter do not belong to me. They belong to their creators; the beautifully talented J.K. Rowling, Joss Whedon, and any others to whom they belong to. Please DO NOT sue me. I'm just a poor kid who's just writing.
This story takes place 2 years after the closing of the Hellmouth and Harry Potter's 7th year at Hogwarts. I'm changing a few things though. Whatever happened in the sixthbook let's imagine it never happened.The sixth year ran smoothly. Severus Snape never killed D-man, and D-man is still alive. And If you get in the train for me I'll love you for it! Thanx!
A New Beginning
"B, what the fuck is this? Every house are exactly alike? Have we landed in some sort of hell dimension or something?" said Faith as Buffy pulled the van they were in over at 17th Privet Drive.
"No Faith. Its the suburbs and who in the hell is stinking up the car!"
"Its not my fault! Its the borritos fault!" Andrew whined as he let another one go.
" Ya, blame it on the borrito! Just close your ass man." Faith said as she covered her nose. Faith opened the side door of the van and got out. The others got out of the van as well. Buffy lead them to the door and opened it.
"Xander how many bedrooms we have?" asked Buffy as Xander sat in the living room couch to join them. "We have a problem Buffster. There's me, you, Willow, Dawnie, Faith, and Andrew."
"And?"
"And, there's only uno, dos, three rooms." Xander said as he ate a twinkie.
"Ok. Faith you and Dawn will share, Willow and I will bunk together, and Xander and Andrew will share a room. Anyone has a problem?"
"Nah, B."
"No Buffy."
"Since when have I ever had a problem sharing a room with you?"
"Can Andrew just sleep in the van?"
Buffy placed her hands on her hips and gave Xander a sternful look, "No Xander. As much as it pains me to do this to you Xander. You gotta share a room with him."
Xander placed a hand at Buffy's shoulder and gave her a hurtful stare, "But its just so disturbing. Plus it was his fault Giles kicked us out."
Andrew got up from the couch and stomped his right leg. "How was it my fault? I don't even know why Mr. Giles kicked us out!"
"What are you a moron! Don't you remember you and Xander were playing Dungeons and Dorks-"
"It was Dungeons and Dragon!" Andrew interrupted.
"Don't interrupt nerd boy before a freakin' cut your tongue out! As I was saying, you and Xander were playing that stupid game. Xander was losing and he just bended the card-"
"That was a collectors edition!" Andrew yelled at Faith.
"Look what did I say to you just a minute ago huh? I'm gonna let this one slide, but the next time I'm cuttin' ya tongue out! Before I was rudely interrupted, Xander bended the card. You got all psycho bitch and jumped on him. In which Xander knocks of some granny ass statue that has been in Giles' family since the beginning of time and brakes it. Giles had a bitch fit about it, thus here we are." Faith said as she lid up her ciggarette.
Buffy got up from the couch, "Let's all unpack."
"Agreed."
End of Chapter 1. Hope you like it! Please Review!
