It is I, Hitler. For many years you've wished to see me here. On our green Earth, well I answered the call. Many dare call me a "monster" or a "dick-hole-fucking-prick-bitch" but I can't see where they get these ideas. So this is where we begin hoes. With Mien Kampf II: The return of Greatness. The title is a work-in-progress Jews. So let's get some of the main things out of the way, yes I am the REAL Hitler. I've been hiding out in South America for all these years, also I froze myself like that mickey mouse cunt Walt did. I mean, we do have a lot in common. We're both white, got sick mustaches, hate Jews. We're both respectable men, this is fact. I can see your faces now, in disbelief "how could he be alive?!" you ask. Well I just typed it out, fucking read. Well that's it for me, also fuck you. - Your loving friend, A.H