A Marauders Random Story
Chapter 1
Summary:
Once upon a time there was a llama. Now he was no ordinary llama, he was a very very very special llama, not to mention he was the most adorable llama you could find in the history of the world of llamas. OKAY! NO! NOT GONNA HAPPEN!!! Here is the real story:
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Excuse the stuff above, the site would not let us post this unless it was 500 words long so thats what we did to solve our solution. Our first chapters are always very short. Excuse us. Thanks to all. Peace out man, or girl, or dude, or guy, or woman, or dawg. :)
Well, you see, one day, there was a Mo, who came from Mo-mud, and he was a llama, and now, you see Mo-mud was located in March-mud, the llama country of ducky doom.
It was raining hard that day, and the queen llama said, "Let us be human-free!" but one brave human name none other than James Potter can in with prongs and a rake and slayed the evil llama queen of the llamas and the llamas everywhere cried over the dead body of the llama queen of ducky doom. Then there came a horrid screeching and James woke, unsurprised to find a screeching Sirius Black who was singing his daily "Llama, llama, DUCK" song.
James then sat up to tell Sirius to shut up, and then the dead queen llama of ducky doom jumped out from no where and started to join Sirius in singing. Sirius stopped suddenly and starred at the llama and said, "Did you just jump from James' bum??!?!?!!?", but all he got was a Mo in reply. He sighed and said,
"Hello Mo of James' arse"
"Mo-Mud be me city
Me queen be dead
She shall rest in poo
And all shall be dead
Yet llamas everywhere
In the glorious March-mud
Together we sing
LLAMA LLAMMA DUUUCCCKKKK
Oh, together we sing
We sing tonight
Or it may be morning
But who will know
Cause in the glorious
MO-MUD MO-MUD
All hail ze darkness
For llamas shall rule
Ze world thou have
Shall disappear
For MOOOO is here
ALL HAIL THE POO
For which we fear
Together we sing
LLAMA LLAMA DUUCK"
James has a furious almost emo look in his eyes, and is about to shove a pillow right down the throat of his dear, well not-so-dear-anymore Padfoot, who still would not shut up and kept on cheering his llama buddy, like there will be no tomorrow in Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
