Edition 1

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NEWBIES:

We currently have many newbies, including Liger, Holly, Shadow, The other Holly, Breeze, and has taken to following Shade, while Frozen rebels. The other newbies have not been seen yet, so their information is unknown.

LEAH AND WAFFLE ARE MARRIED!

The wedding occurred at 6:00, September 14th, being the most special wedding of NeonClan yet. All friends were invited, and even Bolt(and Hawk, who was not in NeonClan at the time) were there! The party lasted for about an hour, ending in another dead chat, which our beloved Boltie stole the last post of. Hopefully this amazing wedding will start a new wedding trend in NeonClan.

TODAY'S NEWS

Shade seems to have progressed in the disease caught from Flash, quite possibly a favor to Flash for eating an XD. She has also been seen being friendly, proving that she is not always violent. "I swear the next time someone says I am too violent I will rip they're spine out of they're eyeball. I don't know where they'd get an idea like that." says Shade.

NEWBIE NEWS:

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Many of NeonClan's members have learned to threaten the newbies, teaching them how to survive. Several newbies have a collection of Fairy Tail characters under their bed, a she-therian on that tree outside their window, a white tiger on their pillow, and other assorted items. Newbies have proved to be mostly inactive, although we hope this will change soon.

INTERVIEW OF THE DAY

Today we will interview Shade, the murderer in today's newspaper. Le interviewer would be BloopieSock, Shade's sanity.

Q: Why are you so violent?

A: IM NOT THAT F*CKING VIOLENT *rips off arms and eats*

Q: Why do I not have arms?

A: I ate them idiot

Q: Have you killed all of NeonClan yet?

A: No, I believe Flash and Grand still remain unscathed, as well as inactive newbies, Wish, and Raven. -nodnod-

Q: Do you ever say nope?

A: Nope

Q: *facepalm*

A: Wonderul Question Darling

Q: I hate it when you type like that. What species are you still hoping to add to your family collection?

A: well, before if have said Australian but I'm getting married to Cherry, so it would be nice to have someone from Mexico, and someone from, let's say, India or China. And a male. I still need a male. *snarls at Raven*

Q: Why do you like scaring people?

A: Hmm? What do you mean?

Q: why do you threaten newbies?

A: Not threats. Facts. Anyway I did them the favor of not even being in their house.

Q: What is your favorite animal form?

A: Hard to say. I do like my silver lioness, it's quite soft and silky, but at the same time, my Blood Eagle is better suited to killing.

Q: Why am I in an eternal timeout?

A: You existed, duh.

Q: Who is your best friend on NeonClan?

A: It's hard to choose. But if I had to id say it's between Cherry Flash Amber Hawk and all the other people on NeonClan. That work for you? If it doesn't well... That sucks...

That's it for today's interview! Tune in soon to see more interviews with your favorite cats of NeonClan!

Fancy Symbols of the Day:

Heart - & hearts with no space

Diamond - & diams with no space

Moon and star - & # 9770 with no space

These work. On forums and PM. Trust me, they work. TRUST ME. *eye twitch*