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Read what Massie says for directions.


"If you're reading what I'm saying right now, you're here for one reason: to get answers from us!" Massie happily declared.

"Wait, so I'm part of it, too? Right?" Claire looked around with a small smile.

"Does your name start with a 'C' and end in a 'laire'?" Dylan replied.

"This isn't a good idea, ever since we got accepted back to OCD, we have so much homework, we so can't handle this right now…" Kristen bit her pinky nail in a Claire-esque fashion.

"Who watched American Idol last night?" Dylan asked while opening up a bag of cheddar-and-sour-cream flavored Baked Lays.

"Oh, I did!" Claire said. "That one guy is cute!"

"Me, too!" Alicia put forth. "Wait, which one are you talking about?"

"Excuse me?" Massie addressed her off-topic friends. "We have an answer column to do. Can we please do the very first question already?" Massie's group nodded in response. "Thank you," Massie clicked a few keys on her computer and opened up an e-mail. "This first one is from Yellowfur. 'Dear Pretty Committee, what are your favorite TV shows? And Massie, how do you come up with your clever comebacks on the pot like that?'" Massie answered her personal question first. "Easy! I'm just naturally clever that way. And it isn't hard, depending on who I'm talking to."

"I like American Idol and anything that spawns from MTV," Dylan replied. "It's just in my nature."

"Same here, and a couple of dinky little ABC family shows." Kristen said. "Oh, and House, M.D."

Alicia was next. "Laguna Beach, Las Vegas, E! True Hollywood Story,-"

"Oh, I like 'E!', too," Dylan interrupted.

"-and The O.C."

"Ew, you still watch that?" Massie took out her latest Glossip Girl flavor, 'Sugar and Spice'.

"YES, I do."

"Whatever. I like everything Alicia said except for The O.C. and I like American Idol and Dancing With the Stars."

Claire began. "I like American Idol, and for cartoons I like Powerpuff Girls, Ed, Edd n' Eddy, Courage the Cowardly Dog, Kim Possible,-"

"Claire? Care to step off the Kiddie Train?" Massie interrupted. The others giggled.

"Uh, yeah, that was the last one anyway. And I like lots of Comedy Central and MTV shows."

"You watch a lot of television, don't you?" Alicia asked her, smiling.

"Well, not as much since I became a member of the Pretty Committee, but yeah." Claire blushed even harder than she was before.

"Next question!" Massie stated.

"Can I read this one?" Alicia looked at her hopefully.

"Sure," Massie got up and let Alicia go over to the computer. Alicia happily read out the question. "Dear Pretty Committee, how do you keep warm in the winter? –Anonymous Fan. Well Anonymous, we're used to the cold in miniskirts and skinny jeans by now in our lives." Alicia happily answered.

"And if it's really unbearably cold, we'll make sure to dress in only the cutest winterwear, like stylish trenchcoats and cute scarves." Massie had Bean in her lap. "Except for Claire, who we desperately need to take winter coat shopping."

"I know, you've only said that five times already." Claire grumbled. She took a turn to open an e-mail. "Dear Pretty Committee, what is the average popular bitch like? –Yellowfur's brother."

"We're popular bitches, just look at us!" Dylan said through a mouthful of low-fat chips.

"Yes, we may be, but we sure aren't average." Massie commented, curling her lip back with the word 'average'. "The average popular bitch is a lot more boring, has a mediocre fashion sense, and is bitchier than us, but in a less clever way. Can we move on to a serious question, please?"

Claire obediently opened up another question. "Dear 'Shitty Committee', why are you such fakes? – Angered Anonymous." Claire turned around, expecting to see a red-faced Massie. "Uh, Massie? A rebuttal?"

Massie shrugged and stroked Bean's head, who looked extremely bored. "Haters. You know they were going to come eventually. Just let them have fun and maybe even a little fulfillment in their empty lives."

"I bet it's just some D-lister or C-lister who we ousted from the B-list." Kristen stated.

"Point," Alicia mentioned, sticking her finger in the air in her usual manner.

"One more!" Massie called out to Claire.

"Dear Massie, what Glossip Girl flavor are you wearing right now, and what color is your underwear right now? – Derrington." Claire read out.

"Underwear?" Kristen crinkled her nose.

"Aw, isn't that sweet?" Dylan laughed.

"I don't see your boyfriend writing you an e-mail." Massie snapped. Then she smiled. "'Sugar and Spice' and red."

"Red, huh?" Dylan giggled.

Massie ignored Dylan. "That was the last question of the day, people. Alicia, care to give our readers the rules for this lovely little program?"

Alicia put on a big smile. "You can ask us any question that crosses your mind, be it about boys, fashion, celebrities, what's hot, or anything else you can think of! You can ask one of us a question, all of us a question, or a specific few of us a question. Or a combo of the three! Remember, there are only going to be an altogether of six chapters (including this one) for this limited time fic, so get us while you can!" Alicia paused. "We will eventually be having special guests! Kristen, care to give the list?"

"Of course!" Kristen read off a piece of paper. "Chapter three will be Olivia as our special guest (what fun). Chapter four will be Carrie, Livvy, and Alexandra, and Kori and Strawberry." Kristen paused and whispered to Massie, "What's with the guest list?!" Massie shrugged. Kristen shrugged back and continued. "Chapter five will be Layne. Chapter six will be the boys! Now that should prove fun!"

"Yes, it will, and in case you were wondering, no guests for the next one. Chapter two will be all us!" Dylan put forth.

"One more thing before we sign off!" Alicia said. "There are some rules for this. Please, no more than three questions per review (and no PMs to try to sneak in more)! Hey, a girl's got to have her limits. This is the Pretty Committee, saying…" Alicia turned to Massie, letting the alpha finish the line.

Massie smiled. "…We heart you! Don't forget the questions!"


What they said. Have fun with it! Also, I will remind you again each chapter of who the next guest will be so you don't have to be looking back to the first chapter.