*Spencer's Voice* "Previously on iCarly."

"Check out Sam's mood." "In LOVE?"

"Go for it, make a move!"

"I know it's scary for you to put you're feelings out there. Cuz you never know if the person you like is gonna like you back. Everyone feels that way. But you never know what might happen if you don't-"

*KISS*

"…I-" "…Sorry." " 's cool."

"I, uh, I gotta go." Sam took off running for the door.

"Sam!" But she was long gone. Without knowing it, she ran past Carly, who was still shell-shocked. (Best Player reference!)

"Hey! That was not cool guys!" Spencer had finally gotten out of the stimulance chamber. Carly slowly turned around.

"What up, Kiddo?"

"N-nothing. Um…our project is done. We can go home now…"

"…M'kay."

For the next couple days Carly didn't see Sam and she didn't bring up what happened, wanting Freddie to tell her himself. To make matters weirder, Spencer was wearing a frilly apron and BAKING! With a woman from his BOOK CLUB! Sometimes Carly wondered if she didn't have an older sister. Just then, Freddie walked through the door.

"Hey Freddie, what's up?" He gave her a distressed look. Oooh! Maybe he's finally going to tell her.

"Nothing…it's just…" He was taking too long and it was getting on her nerves.

"I'm getting really worried about Sam. I mean, it's been 3 days since-"

"Since you two kissed?" She couldn't help it. His eyes grew wide.

"Yeah. I know. I saw it with both my eyes."

"W-well I got jumped!"

"Really? Well what you two doing out there, anyway?"

"I just went to talk to her about showing her feelings…about BRAD!...b-but she kissed…me! That was understandable.

"Well why would she kiss you? Not that you're not a cool guy and all but she hates you!"

"That's what I said!" After a few moments of awkward silence, Carly spoke up again.

"Well, have you talked to her since?"

"No. Actually, I was coming over to see if you've seen her. Have you?"

"No, and it's been killing me! She won't answer her phone and she's never home! I'm getting scared."

"Well…we can look up her name online. See if she's been arrested again," Freddie laughed lightly.

"Okay, let's check." Freddie typed 'Sam Puckett' into the search engine while Carly fidgeted nervously next to him.

"Woah," Freddie said quietly.

"Where is she?"

"A mental hospital?"

"What?" She pushed him aside a little.

" 'Troubled Waters Mental Hospital?' What's she doing there? Oh God, something horrible must've happened!"

"Carly calm down."

"Yeah, try one of my fruit tarts! It'll make you feel better!" They just stared at Spencer with confused expressions.

"What? Nancy is a nice lady from my book club who just so happens to be teaching me how to get in touch with my feminine side by doing household things." Then, Gibby came through the door.

"Hey! What up, peoples? What are we doing for the next iCarlaaay?" Carly and Freddie looked at each other then, Carly turned to Gibby and stated matter-of-factly, "We're going to a mental hospital." Gibby didn't waste a second.

"Yes! I love mental hospitals! I feel right at home, there." That explains so much.

"Hey, does that mean I have to drive you teensies there?" Spencer piped up from the kitchen.

"Uh, yeah."

"Awe!" He took off his apron and threw it on the ground. He started to walk away until he picked it up and muttered a, 'Sorry, I didn't mean it,' and they all left.