RENESMEE'S POV
I was in pain. My tooth was shaking, hanging to my mouth by a string of her gum. I propped herself on my elbow and checked my mouth in one of Alice's many hand mirrors. I had heard rumors of the tooth fairy; known how it's going to attempt to sneak into the house, steal my precious diamond-hard tooth and leave. Normally this wouldn't be a problem; I would simply ask my superhuman parents to protect me from the monster. They thought I was kidding! So it was decided that I needed to take this problem into my own hands. While Alice was hunting, I borrowed her phone real quick and searched through her contacts, looking for any name that even resembled a tooth fairy. I also made sure it was a split second decision so Alice wouldn't see it coming.
I was hoping I could get more information about the mysterious tooth fairy. Sure I've heard the legends, read the stories, and watch tooth fairy movies. It seems there is so much contradicting information to sort through.
-THERE IS ONLY ONE: THE TOOTH FAIRY
-How does the tooth fairy retrieve the teeth and leave the gifts/money/treats in such a short period of time?
- Since there is only one, does the tooth fairy go on vacations sometime?
-If so, is that why some people, like Gandpa, not get money from the tooth fairy when he loses a tooth?
-THERE IS A NETWORK OF TOOTH FAIRIES WORKING FOR A TOOTH FAIRY KING/ QUEEN
- Why is the tooth fairy government a monarchy?
- Do the tooth fairies have to meet a tooth quota?
- Are they punished if they don't? Tooth fairy jail? Elimination by wand? Banishment?
- THE/A TOOTH FAIRY LEAVES MONEY
*This is the majority belief in The United States of America
- How much? Studied show amounts as little as 0.05$ and as great as 10.00$
- Since the tooth fairy must leave money for all the children with teeth under the pillow all around the world, does the tooth fairy possess currency from all around the world?
- THE/A TOOTH FAIRY LEAVES TREATS
- What kind? Candy? Chocolate?
- What if the recipient is allergic to the kind of treat the/a tooth fairy has?
- Will the/a tooth fairy know or care to leave something the recipient will actually enjoy?
- THE/A TOOTH FAIRY LEAVES GIFTS
- This was once the case in an episode of Supernanny
- How much does the/a tooth fairy spend in these gifts?
*Does the quality of the tooth determine the value of the money/ treat/ gift?
*How can the/a tooth fairy afford all the treats/gifts/money it gives?
*Is the tooth fairy a thief?
I ponder all these questions way past my bedtime. There were a few solid facts about the/a tooth fairy that somewhat comforted me. Such as the well-known fact that the tooth fairy(s) only give(s) to children. They only give when the tooth is placed under their pillow. They will not come if you are awake at a risk of getting caught. The existence of a tooth fairy seems to be ridiculous to the rest of my family, but doesn't it seem ridiculous to the rest of the world that we exist? Werewolves (shape shifters) , vampires, and half-vamps? They think I'm going crazy; they say that Im too old for this nonsense. I'm only four months old! Okay so physically I'm six or seven-ish and mentally I'm nine or ten-ish. I suppose they meant mentally. Oh well, at least I have the security of knowing all the questions in my head will be easily answered to tonight, since my tooth will definitely fall out today.
There is just one problem. The tooth fairy will not come if I am awake. Could I fake being asleep? Stupid! I bet a thousand kids before me have tried that. However, I doubt the tooth fairy will notice if I set a little trap for her...
