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Mona, lady or bitch

Hi, losers!

My name's Mona Vanderwaal and I hate Aria, Emily and Spencer. Those fuckin' whore's took Hanna from me. She was my only friend and they just took her from me.

That's why I became the evil person known simply as A. Yes, you heard me, I'm A. Or one of the A-people, to be exact.

Thank God that Ali DiLaurentis is dead. She was a stupid bitch who made my life a big pile of crap.

After the death of shit-head Alison I, together with my blonde cutie Hanna took over as the hot chick of Rosewood High. Everything was soo awesome, but then Aria returned from Iceland and everything just kinda went to the asshole after that.

I didn't really wanna become A, but I do what I have to do to get some power. For the first time in my whole life I feel strong and confident.

Some say that I'm sick. That there's something wrong in my head and that little stupid Mona should be in the mental institution. Fuck that! Me don't fuckin' care what everyone else is sayin'...cuz I'm smarter than all of them.

You all have no idea how awesome I am. Mona is the shit.

One of these days the whole town of Rosewood shall see who Mona Vanderwaal really is.

You think I'm an airhead...? If so, you're the fuckin' airhead one!

I'm cool, smart and totally sexy, even though Alison and others like her don't see it.

Never think that I'm a dumbass geek!

I would be the Queen of Rosewood, if it wasn't for Alison, Aria, Spencer and Emily.

When Mona is the new It-Girl they shall all worship me as the new Queen of Rosewood High, the new Alison, if you wish. I really look forward to that day.

Once I'm the Queen of Rosewood High every hot guy's gonna lick my feet when I tell 'em to. Also, if they're good and do what I want maybe and just maybe I'll let them have sex with me.

Worship me as your goddess, ya loser!

Bye, from Queen Mona!