A/N : Something I really wanted to try out :P slight OOC-ness though! :D And I know, it's not the time for me to post a new fanfic, but I just couldn't help it :b


Round 1


"WHAT? You want me, to be with this… This, gay and rude guy?!" the blonde pointed at a salmon haired guy. "As if you're any better, whore." The guy retorted back while glaring at the blonde. "What did you say, you asshole!" the blonde glared back. "Now, now!" Timothy started. "It's just a temporary arrangement! After the movie is finished filming and is published, you both can just break up!" Timothy explained, in hopes to calm the couple down – which failed miserably.

"Timothy, I'm afraid that I have to reject your proposal – yes, I know it's only for promotional purposes. But then, living for 3 months with this girl," Natsu pointed at the blonde before continuing, "is pure hell for me. So, I'm sorry.". Just as Timothy was about to persuade the blonde, she interrupted, "Same here Timothy, I just can't stand this ass here. I'm outta here." Lucy said before grabbing her handbag.

Just as the couple was about to leave the conference room, a kneeling Timothy stopped them in their tracks, "Please! I beg you both, you both are my only hope to become famous again! I can kowtow to you both!" Timothy pleaded as he kowtowed at the couple.

"Fine." Both Lucy and Timothy stared at him with shock, "I'm sorry, but I'm really against this 'living together' idea." Lucy said firmly as she held the door handle, preparing to flee the room. "Really? Against or afraid?" Natsu challenged as he smirked. Hearing the offending words, Lucy let go of the handle and turned towards the 'challenger', "What, me? Afraid? I don't think so, I just have some.. Family matters!" Lucy retorted back.

"Yeah right, just admit that you're afraid, coward." Natsu said with a smirk. 'Just a little push' "What! I'm not, guess what!" Lucy said as she turned towards the kneeling director, "I'm in it, Timothy." Lucy said before turning back in her heels to face the pink hair, giving a victorious smirk. "Really? Thank you! Oh, thank you both!" Timothy stood up and shook both their hands furiously.

'Great, what shit did I let myself in?' both of them thought simultaneously.


"I'm sorry Natsu…" a white haired beauty apologized as she traced lines on his muscled stomach, lying down. "Sorry for what, Lisanna?"Natsu questioned as he looked down at the beauty. "If I had agreed to act in that role, you wouldn't have gotten into this-this mess.." Lisanna replied softly as she leaned on Natsu's chest (MUSCLES *_*). "I don't mind, it's just three months – besides, we're finishing the movie soon." Natsu replied before hugging Lisanna closer.

"By the way, Lisanna." Natsu started as he lifted his arms away. "Hmm?" the white haired woman replied as she looked up. "When are we going to officially tell the whole world our relationship?" Natsu asked in a serious tone, locked in an eye contact with a nervous Lisanna. "I-I don't know.." Lisanna replied before sitting up on the bed, "I-You know, my dream is to become a famous actress. My dream isn't fulfilled yet!". "Oh, I see.." Natsu replied solemnly as he looked at his present girlfriend.

'Not yet huh..'


"I mean, can you fucking believe it?! Three horrible months, 24/7 with that terrible jerk!" Lucy complained to a certain black haired. "Poor thing! But don't worry, I will still love you no matter what, even if we don't see one another for three months." Gray said (too) lovingly as he hugged the blonde tighter in his arms. "And I will also love you no matter what!" Lucy said before giggling like a high-school girl in love (:D).

"Lucy.." Gray suddenly said as he looked (still too) lovingly into her brown orbs. Hearing her name, the blonde in return looked into his enticing (flirtatious) eyes. As the distance between their lips inched closer and closer, it was interrupted by a ringing tone – to which led a flustered Lucy and a annoyed Gray checking his messages.

'Curse the person who interrupted me' Gray thought as he read his message.

Hello, darling.
Sands Hotel, 2pm, room 201.
See you there, ;) –Juvia

Eyes widening and a excited smile started to from on his face as he realised his flirting on that girl finally worked. Deciding that he had to get back to the apartment his money bag (Lucy), bought for him, to prepare himself, he thought of an perfect excuse. "Hey Lucy, you mentioned that you need to be at the jerk's house at 1.30pm to meet your director right?" Lucy snapped out of her (wasted) dreams with Gray, "Yeah, what about it?". "It's already like 12.45pm.", "WHAT! God, let's hurry back to the apartment then."

'Naïve girl'


"Bye Gray, I'll miss you!" Lucy said before pecking her lips on his face and waving goodbye to the man – which she didn't know that she was digging her own love grave. "Hey Lucy!" Timothy greeted moments after Gray left, to which Lucy sighed in relief that he didn't saw Gray. "Hey, let's go in." Lucy said as she dragged her heavy luggage behind her.

As Timothy was about to knock on the door of the large mansion, the door suddenly went open, showing a woman with a somewhat fake orange hair and sunglasses on coming out. Not noticing Lucy on the doorway, the 'woman' bumped into Lucy, "Sorry." The 'woman' mumbled out before walking off as fast as she could in her four inch heels. 'That voice.. Can't be her.' Lucy thought as she went into the huge mansion.

Noticing the shocked and surprised looks from the crew and Timothy as well, she thought that the mansion was really grand and classy. 'That jerk has an good taste, at least' Lucy thought, and boy, would she know how wrong she would be later on. Finally taking the courage to look at the 'grand' mansion, her sunglasses covered eyes was met by a mansion with stray clothes thrown everywhere – sofa, dining table, television.

What seemed like (dried) cat shit was found sticking on walls, containers with rotten food was left on the black and dirty carpet. A stench finally caught on everyone's nose as they all pinched their noses to avoid the horrible stench to come any nearer to their nostrils (and worsen their health). Being the 'brave' girl she was, Lucy surveyed the living room until she saw an area emitting disturbing green fume.

Moving closer and closer, she noticed the stench got worst as she got nearer to the unhealthy fume. After a moment which seemed years of torture to her, she arrived to a spot with something being covered by newspapers. She cautiously bent her body down and picked up all the newspaper, closing her eyes to disallow her brain to absorb the fact she was holding something which smelt horrible, she threw the newspapers randomly.

"Natsu?" Lucy gasped out loudly as she saw a blue cat lying on Natsu's bare chest, which a fresh poop was seen on Natsu's closed lips, threatening to drop into his mouth if his lips made any single movement.

'Eww…' was all they thought.

'Great, my worst nightmare of all times..' Lucy sighed mentally.


A/N : TROLOLOLOLOL :D Review guys!