To say that that South Park had changed in 7 years was an understatement, if you hadn't been there during the changes then you wouldn't have believed that this was originally just a small remote town in Colorado. Most of the major changes began when the town went through

Gentrification. This lead to the creation of SoDoSopa and CtPaTown becoming major tourist attractions which lead to more expansions. Before you know it, South Park was now a very large city with plenty of residents. However not only did the town change, the people also changed but more importantly, Eric Cartman changed. Who would have thought Eric Cartman would have ever changed?

It all started at the first day of middle school where the eighth graders embarrassed him in front of the entire school. One of them got the bright idea to save up money to have sex with the notorious Liane Cartman. Knowing Cartman's mom, it wasn't surprising to see that she took the offer with enthusiasm because it would mean that she could pay the bills and fulfill all the wishes of her only child. To make matters worse, this kid ended up filming the act. Can you imagine? Liane Cartman blowing an 8th grader before being plowed in the ass and the kid has the gall to show the video to the world. That was the one point of time that changed Cartman's entire life because it leads to him getting into a fight with one of the kids and getting expelled from South Park Middle. What did he get for defending his mother's honor? Nothing good, his own mother kicked him out of the house and sent him away to some out of state military academy for two year.

She did it expecting to make him a good kid, but it really pushed him further in to the darkness. That military academy was really a front for turning troubled kids that the world casted out and turning them into assassins for the government and whoever pitched a pretty penny. Cartman had to deal with two years of rigorous training that tested him physically, mentally and emotionally. From there, Cartman spent the last three years traveling the world, making connections, increasing my profits and learning new skills. He got into the criminal underworld and learned how life really worked. You either were the powerless who had their life dictated by those with power or the powerful who made everyone else beneath him obsolete. Those set of experiences changed who he was as a person. He was no longer the morbidly obese abrasive asshole who hated everyone and pushed buttons until people got fed up with his shit. He grew into something else, something greater. Military academy got rid of all his weight and he was at the peak of physical condition. Everything was going good in his life until he got that dreaded phone call that turned his whole world upside down.

"Hello? Am I speaking with Eric Cartman?" the calm deep voice said over the line.

"Who the hell is this and how did you get this number?"

"You're a pretty hard guy to track down. I'm a detective at the South Park Police Department and I am contacting you becau…"

"Let me just stop you right there dude, I don't give a fuck about South Park. The city could be bombed to death by retarded project babies for all I care so why don't you go fuck off. Don't contact me again."

"It's about Liane Cartman."

Cartman once thought that he abandoned every aspect of his past life but even now he could feel my heart melt at the name of my mother. So much that he dropped everything he was doing to and caught the first plane to travel back to the forsaken city that shunned him to see what this detective was talking about. He wouldn't mention over the phone what his deal was but if he had to guess, Liane Cartman was probably coked out in jail for prostitution and they needed someone to bail her out of jail.

Leaning my seat back, Cartman sighed before putting his headphones on and closing his eyes. For the first time in a long time, he found himself dosing off quickly.


Five years earlier:

"HOLY SHIT DUDE" Stan screamed at the top of his lungs.

"What's up Stan?" Kyle nonchalantly replied.

"I just went to Clyde to ask him about the football game we've got next week and the guys were talking about Cartman's mom. He showed me a video of Carman's mom getting her ass plowed by Devon the eighth grader"

"WHAT! WHERE THE FUCK IS DEVON" Cartman replied angrily.

"Woah Cartman calm down, let's just take a breath here before you do something extreme" Stan responded realizing that the situation was escalating.

Cartman quickly stormed to the cafeteria which was the typical hang out spot between class periods. Quickly scanning through the crowds, Cartman picked Devon out and immediately walk up towards him. He took no time sliding Devon's tray away from him to get the attention at everyone at the table..

"Hey fatass, Daddy's busy right now so why don't you come back later" Devon said snidely.

Fighting the urge to punch his face in, Cartman just opted to find out more information about the video before deciding whether he was going to beat the fuck out of him.

"Stop spreading bullshit about my mom. You don't have any fucking video of her doing that shit" Cartman said angrily while glaring at him.

"Everyone's seen the video but since you haven't seen it, Daddy Devon will show you what he does to your mom when she's desperate"

Devon pulled out his Iphone and scrolls through a couple of pics before showing an explicit video where Liane Cartman is bouncing up and down in Devon's lap while screaming at the top of her lungs.

"Yes, baby do it harder, fuck I'm going to cream your cock"

The moans and grunts ringed through Cartman's ears to the point where it was all he could hear, the world around him turned red as blood and from his perspective it looked like a world on fire. He felt a sensation of him being choked and it felt like he couldn't breathe. The last thing he could remember was the sight of his mother hoping off Devon's lap to clean up with her mouth but at that point his body already began moving on its own and he couldn't stop his fist from connecting with Devon's face.


Cartman took in the air as he walked up the steps of the South Park Police Department, the rest of the trip was very uneventful but Cartman noted at the sheer size of the new police department building. It had to be two times bigger than what it was originally and there had to be at least three dozen more cops inside. With how big the city got, it made sense that a lot more cops were needed to patrol. Cartman opened the door and walked to the receptionist desk and flashed a smile at the brunette who looked like she was seconds from offing herself probably because of how bored she was.

"Hey, I'm looking for a Detective Michael Reznor"

"Yes, I will let him know that you are here, please take a seat" The woman said nonchalantly before dialing a few numbers on her phone handset.

"Thanks" Cartman replied before taking his seat in the waiting area.

He walked to the waiting area and took a seat before putting his focus on a newspaper on the table. The headline for the newspaper was about South Park High School football team making the national championships and had a picture of the South Park football team on the front page. Two familiar faces caught his eyes, his childhood friends Stan Marsh and Kyle Broflovski to be exact if you could even call them friends. He was kind of surprised not to see Kenny McCormick in his dirty orange jacket standing next beside them. It was much simpler times back then, the four of them were nearly inseparable despite all the feelings of aggression and dislike they all had towards him. Kenny however despite being the poor son of a bitch he was, was the closest thing to an actual friend that Cartman had. He usually didn't contemplate his past much, but he wondered what they were doing now, and he wondered what poor sap they used as a replacement for him in his absence. Probably the weak-willed Butters Scotch or maybe they preferred more rich and dark chocolate Token Black. Well either way, he didn't give a fuck as he would be on the first flight out of dodge after he bailed his mother out.

A man in black suit with a dark trench coat walked to the counter Cartman was just at to talk to the woman at the receptionist desk. The woman cracked a smile before giving a snicker and pointing in his general direction. The man turned to face Cartman and walked up to him.

"You're a hard man to find Eric, you know your mother had me looking for you for the last three years?"

"Let's just get this shit over with, what paperwork you want me to fill to bail my crack head of a mother out of jail"

"What?" Reznor said puzzled at what Cartman was implying.

"That's the reason why you called me right? She's in some mess with the police and she need me to clean up her mess"

"Eric…. Liane Cartman is dead"

A/N : This is my first attempt at writing a fanfiction so let's hope it goes well because my mind is full of other ideas for fanfictions. I am looking to make this story pretty long and it will be spanning several arcs I have planned. Hope you enjoy it. Feel free to leave your reviews and criticisms as well but no flaming. Pairings are mostly decided for the other characters so you will have that to look forward too. Keep in mind that this is years later from the series, so some characters will be different, some will have the same attitude and others will be borderline out of character. People change as they grow, and I didn't want to be limited by what the characters were. Also I know I started this story a while back but never wrote anything but I've recently gain some motivation to actually start and complete this project I've got going on. You can expect another chapter sometime in the next week.