Kid vs Kat: I Kat Hear You!
My first Kid vs Kat story, and is unlikely my last.
This first chapter is really just a funny little filler to get the ball moving.
"Alright, Cooper! I'll be back from the grocery store in about an hour." Said Burt Burtonburger. "Think you can keep the house safe while i'm gone?"
"Sure thing. Dad!" Coop said. "You can count on me!"
insured that his son can keep the house in one piece, Coop's dad leaves the house to go to the market.
An hour later...
"Coop! I'm back from...GUHHAH!"
To the surprise of Mr. Burtonburger, the ENTIRE living room as been destroyed! The couch was shredded, the TV was smashed, and words can't even be used to decribe the fireplace. Burt didn't even have to think about how it happened. He already knew!
"COOP! WHAT HAPPENED TO MY HOUSE!"
"It wasn't me!" Coop pleas. "It was Millie's evil cat!"
But of course, Burt doesn't buy it. Seeing as was sleeping soundly on his little cat bed. Or at least, thats what he think's Kat is doing.
"Mew...heeheehee!"
On another day, Burt has to leave to his House of Swap! Once again, he's leaving Coop to watch the house he is out. However, he's not alone this time, as Dennis is tagging along to protect the place.
"Now I don't want to come home finding you guys bothering the cat, can you promise to do that?"
"Not a problem, Mr. Burtonburger." Said Dennis. "We'll keep everything in one piece."
"Thats right, Dad! You can count on us!"
"Alright. I'll see you boys later."
So Burt leaves the house and heads to his car. But as he got to his car...
BOOM!
An explosion fired directly out of the Burtonburgers' roof.
Burt has no choice but to run back inside to see the ruckus. What he founf was just what he feared. Another destroyed living room, but this time, it came with an equally destroyed kitchen. Not to mention the hole in the roof.
"BOYS!"
"Don't look at us!" Coop yells. "It was the cat!"
"I can vouch for him, Mr. B!" Dennis says.
Once more, Burt isn't buying what they're selling.
Once more, Burt has to leave the house, but by now, he knows better then to leave Coop all by himself. So NOW, he will be watching the house with Dennis, as well as the apple of Coop's eye, Fiona Munson.
"Alright, Fiona. I'm leaving you in charge of watching over the house, as well as each other. Think you can keep everyone out of trouble?"
"Of course, Mr. Burtonburger!" She says.
"Normally, I'd be complaining for giving me a babysitter, Dad." Says Coop. "But I'll make an exception for Fiona!"
"Well, then! have fun while I'm out you guys!" Burt says. "Good luck, Fiona!"
"You can count on me!" Fiona says.
Sadly, Burt got a very bad feeling the very moment he left and close his door, since Fiona said 'You can count on me!'.
"Of all things to say..."
Before even leaving his front porch, Burt opens the door and enters his house again. And during the 5 seconds he was out, the house as been absoultely obliterated. It looks almost as if a nuclear explosion had blown the house in on it self. And of course, laying on the floor were the three injured children from the disaster.
"Dennis...Fiona...COOOOOOP!"
And all three turn to Coop's dad and they all say...
"IT WAS THE CAT!"
But of course, while Coop and his friends were blaming Mr. Kat, he sitting in the corner of whatever is left of the room, enjoying the show and mocking Coop at the same time.
"Meo...ha ha ha!"
