Ponded day and on the fourth score and eight bears ago nerutu the sandy nanja was in his village of weeaboo land as it were attacked by the forces of BARRACK OBAMA who had recently destroyed forces of Mitt Rumsey and stole his presidential powers. With his influential team of Iago from Othello, Holden Canfield from the catcher in the mitt and anorexic jack sparrow they decided to be evil as heck and produce some kickin' rad beats.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU FOOLS? Asked Nerutu as he screamed in wapanese and turned into a foc I think it was a I don't know I don't care about nerrtuto. And then when mitt Romney came back from the dead for reveng nerutu turned into his foc form and then he tore him apart with the power of friendship

It was a true superpower but there was no time to disuss it because SASKE FROM NERUTO WAS THERE AND HE HAD TURNED EVEL ANCD JOINED FORCES WITH BARACK was no longer evil now and he had Guile's hair and was wearing American flag trousers and had lost one of his legs foighting for American in the war which was how he became obama's boyguard

"why dya gotta be evile sask?" asked nertuto saddenedly

"because youre a weeaboo" said Iago as he ripped neruto arm off

"argh my farking arm" said nertuto "but I will noy go down with a fight"

"lol jk" said saske and kicked neruto's head off. Neruto head cried a bit and flew away, never to be seen again.

Naruto grew a new head. Suddlenly they noticed that moses jones was in the placement where did you get here from asked Narotu and moses jones just shrugged

"I am here to fight on your side against Armenia" Said Moses Jones

"Okay whatever" Said Naruto and they summoned their evil team of Chris Benoit, Spider-Man, Borf, Rijno and Josh-E (turkey ghost). Suddenly barack Obama was shot by Iago and Iago war happy since he was a villain. Then nerutu and his gang decided to fight against the evil army

Spider-Man didn't tho because he went to the store to by some masking tape

Holden cowbell killed rijno who said "oakyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy" and then joshy got his head ripped off by saske and then salty the landwail from nerutu 2 came back and sat on borf and chris benoit before he cried over his anime ending but someone helped him be happy then chris benoit put him in the crippler crossface and then ark Thompson killed all of the bad guys and captain ahnaled came back from the dead.

"ark" captain ahnaled shouted triumphantly "man da harpoons!"

And then they fired the harpoons and shot nerutu who died.

"ouch" neruto said. "now I am dead."

But there was no time to celebrate since Spider-Man came back and kicked them off their bote and they died.

Theend

epilogue

But then Nerutu's head woke up and grew the rest of his body back

"I must befeet saske!" he sayed but there was a problem because he still had no legs

But someone was back to help him out.

"ohb no!" nerutu shouted

It was (and lets face it. It couldn't NOT be) ….

…MEGAMAN