Hey Bitches this is my new story an it's an awesome parody!11 so plz review K thanx!
Hey I'm Jasmine and I have a lot of names so you can just call me Jasmine! I have a black shirt with my boobs sticking all the way out! And I dated Geoff in the past but I never cared about name spelling so I'm calling him Jeff from this point!
My story starts out with me sitting in my room watching Total Drama on my TV when Chris whose name is spelled Kris as of now because I failed school and I used to fall asleep in English class. "Hey Hottie! Do you want to come to the show and hang out with the campers who really want to hate you?"
"TTYL!" I screamed in chatspeak delight for I is an R illerate buffoon
"Koolio" Kris told meh "go 2 da dock outside there will be a boat 4 u 2 get on which will take you to a desserted island where they will kill you for writing horrible stories"
"wut?" I r asked like a moron I be
"I meant it will take you 2 meet da cast" Kris told me and since I failed school many many years in a row I agreed thinking nothing of it. I den went 2 the doxs outside an I saw a boat my house and it ruined all my grass in my yeard.
Duncan was the won driving thy boat I glomped him and tried 2 molest him with all my bad spelling and failure
"OMFG! DUNKIEDOUGHNUT WHAT R U DOIN HERRREEE?" I scaremed
"Hey Sexy" Duncan looked at me like I r is candy "What's your name?"
"I'm Jasmine" I told him "Spelled T-R-O-L-L and I thunked u b hawt!"
"Yeah I R know" Duncan told me in his sexy ass voice that just screamed "Do me now" witch lukay 4 me he did want 2 do meh 2 and he grabbed my azz and then rubbed mai theigh and as we took the boat 2 the island we made out on the edge of the boat completeling reenacting the titanic scene!1111~
As we were makin out the whole way there we saw Dumbledore standing on a lonely island casting a spell he then saw us and screamed MOTHERFUCKER at DunkiedOUghNutt and my baby Dunkie just flipped him off.
Don't be a bunch of epically awesome failing Gwens! ;D
