Azard: Okay! Azard here. Oh and Wraven too. So we were bogged down with our stories and one of our totally random conversations (happens so often *facepalm*) gave us this idea.
Have totally random (and funny... hopefully) conversations with ATLA characters. The first one is between the two of us because we're awesome! (no seriously Wraven is made of awesome)
So anyway VOTE on who we have our next random and awkward conversation with in YOUR REVIEW.
We will tabulate reviews and chose a winner, who we will bring onstage and will make fun of (or they might make fun of us) so vote on your reviews who you want to see next.
Wraven's AN is next.
Wraven: So...as Azard has said, this comes from a completely random conversation AzardBrazul and I had (and always seem to continue). And I have the honor of posting it (Thanks, Azard!).
Enjoy, and tell us what you think! And I order you to go check out Azard's stories. Especially The Azulon. Which I beta XD Yay okay!
By the way, we're breaking the fourth wall here. Don't forget to vote who you want to see next in the reviews ;D
"You know, Wraven, when I become Fire Lord, it's gonna be really awkward for you," Azard stated randomly one day, when the two were lazing around in the palace and chatting idly (and not writing/beta-ing their stories, like they should be).
"Who says? I...oh..." Wraven trailed off, realizing that if Azard became Fire Lord and she were to remain the Princess of the Fire Nation, things would be really really awkward.
"Well, I can go be the Princess of the Water Tribe!" Wraven suggested with a sly smile. Water was her natural element, after all, and it was for water that she was named. Take away the "r" and the "n", and you get "wave".
"That wouldn't work. I'd have spies everywhere, you know," Azard grinned in satisfaction of his awesome comeback. Wraven groaned.
"So? I guess, if there's really no other way...I'll have to be your Fire Lady, then!" Wraven joked with a smile so big she couldn't hide it if she tried.
"That'd be even more awkward," Azard replied, chuckling.
"Then I guess there's no other way," Wraven sighed. "I challenge you...to an Agni Kai! Mwahahahaha!" Wraven screeched laughing maniacally. Azard raised an eyebrow.
"I'd win," he stated, picking some lint off his shirt.
"Who says?" Wraven taunted, albeit annoyed that there was no way she could claim the throne. Not with Azard around.
"Because I'm awesome," Azard grinned at her, as if that were reason enough. Wraven gave him a are-you-kidding-me look.
"And I'm the Fire Lord, anyway. That beats you anytime," Azard explained, as if Wraven was a small child.
This irritated her even more.
"No, you'll only be the Fire Lord if you win the Agni Kai. Which you won't," Wraven snapped, all serious on the outside, but on the inside, she was happy for a great comeback on her part. As good as she could ever come up with.
"I've got the support of the people," Azard stated, like it was the most obvious thing in the world. Wraven pouted and claimed that "the people" couldn't help in the Agni Kai, anyway.
"They'll kick you out and reinstate me as Fire Lord," Azard told Wraven, only to receive a scowl.
"Hmmph..." Wraven snorted, turning away as she knew that she had lost. Suddenly, she perked back up and glared at Azard directly in the eyes.
"What if the throne is rightfully mine? I bet you didn't think about that, did you?"
"They wouldn't care. They'd kick you out anyway since they obviously like me better," Azard replied, earning another frown.
"I'll just go conquer Ba Sing Se to earn my place. Then you'll see who they like more," Wraven huffed.
"Who cares? That's like, so far away from here," Azard dismissed Wraven's response with a wave of his hand.
"I'll just be the Avatar, then," Wraven spat, giving random ideas just to stump Azard, who would not be stumped.
"They'll hate you more. Remember in Book 1? All the people hated the Avatar," Azard rolled his eyes.
"But that's because he disappeared," Wraven was turning on hysterical now, replying with whatever she could think of. "I won't disappear. I'll be Korra, stirring up trouble where ever I go." Wraven was a huge Korra fan. Almost, just almost, as much as she liked Azula.
"They'll hate you anyway and you'll be banished," Azard scoffed, amused.
"Banished to where? It's not like you can banish the Avatar. And you certainly can't banish someone from the world," Wraven, utterly displeased at her losing battle, glared at Azard.
"I'll banish you, while I'm sitting on my throne, cause you're just a troublemaker," Azard teased, waiting for Wraven's next comeback so he could easily counter her. Wraven sighed long and large.
I've lost, she thinks, shooting daggers at Azard. She couldn't think of anything else to say. There wasn't anything to say. Admitting defeat, she sighs.
"You're mean."
Azard, who was laughing in amusement at their conversation, tempted Wraven to pick up the conversation again. He spoke a single line that was SURE to get Wraven riled up.
"Azula hates the weak."
That spurred Wraven on. The gears in her head turning.
"Watch out, Azard, cause I'll be plotting my revenge with Azula. Hehe," Wraven grinned, game to go again, her previous loss forgotten.
"That's more like it. Now you're talking," Azard beamed, encouraging Wraven on.
Oh, how amusing and easily agitated she was.
"Maybe now I'll start taking you seriously, Fire twerp," Azard chuckled, poking at her again. And Wraven took the bait.
"What did you just call me? FIRE TWERP? And you mean you don't take me seriously? Well, your loss, you PEASANT," Wraven shrieked, a deep frown on her face.
"Twerp," Azard replied, smiling.
"I told you not to underestimate her," Wraven growled, quoting Amon. "I love that line," she sighed, smiling back. Both of them knew that the other was joking. They weren't having a serious conversation, anyways.
"Hah. I defeated Amon yesterday," Azard scoffed, shaking his head slowly at the "memory".
"Riiiight..." Wraven responded, raising an eyebrow unbelievingly.
"I just pushed Korra to the side and bended lightning," he informed the girl. "Amon didn't stand a chance." He grinned in anticipation of Wraven's reaction.
"And I was binging on Fire Flakes with Azula yesterday. Oh, and we took down Ba Sing Se at the same time," Wraven scoffed, rolling her eyes.
"Yeah right," Azard winked. "So you were the unknown girl I beat up while retaking Ba Sing Se?"
Wraven pouted again. How did Azard get all these comebacks?
"Wait," she stopped, spotting a loophole. "Are we on the same side? Why would you retake Ba Sing Se?" Wraven questioned with a smirk on her face, happy to have the upper hand, even if for a brief moment.
"I'm taking Ba Sing Se cause you hang out with Azula. And she wants my throne. You want my throne," Azard warned, stating the obvious.
"So you're with Zuko? Azula beats Zuko any day, though," Wraven scoffed.
"No, I'm only with me," Azard laughed, showing off his "awesomeness".
"Peasant," Wraven hissed, but they both knew she was kidding.
"I'm the Fire Lord," Azard told her pointedly.
"Oh wait! You're Ozai!" Wraven gasped, jumping up in the excitement of discovering who Azard was trying to be.
"I got there before Aang energybended, kicked Ozai off the cliff and made myself Phoenix King," Azard stated without even lifting a finger.
"Well, I took Zuko and Katara down and ruled with Azula," Wraven echoed. She really was running out of ideas.
"I'll take the two of you down next," Azard noted, warning Wraven.
"Why would you bother," Wraven monotoned, a smile making its way onto her face.
Azard stood up and stretched. "Because I can," he told her, with a wink. "After breakfast."
"Azula? Find the poison. We have some work to do," Wraven called teasingly. "Watch out," she teased Azard, smirking.
"Oh yeah? I have the antidote," Azard lifted his hand, waving an imaginary bottle of antidote.
"TY LEE!" Wraven called, and in a few seconds, Ty Lee bounded through the open window.
"You called, Wraven?"
"Oh, hello. Destroy that bottle, and it's contents, for me, please? Thank you!" Wraven chirped, once again amazed at Ty Lee's ability to appear when needed.
"Ty Lee's crushed it," Wraven grinned at Azard, as Ty Lee stole the bottle from Azard's fingers and flung it out of the window. She then shot them both wide smiles before grabbing the window sill and jumping out, springing away merrily.
"Oh look, it's gone," Wraven sang, smiling wide.
"Oh look, Ty Lee's unconscious and Azula's missing," Azard mimicked Wraven's tone. Wraven frowned.
"You can't do that," she complained.
"She's betrayed you," Azard replied, ignoring Wraven's comment. He could do whatever he wanted.
"Haha, I have Azuna*. She'll never betray me. Where did Azula go, anyway?" Wraven mused.
"Azula came to join me,"Azard stated bluntly.
"Wait, what?" the entire conversation had taken such a big turn of events that Wraven found it hard to accept.
A smirking Azula sauntered towards them and laid an arm affectionately around Azard's shoulder.
"I'm always on the winning side," Azula said with a mocking lilt.
"That's how she always wins, isn't it?" Wraven sighed, knowing that there was little hope for her. Azard had just stolen all her allies!
"Yep. And I've got a Fire Lady now," Azard winked and as if on cue, Azula placed a big wet kiss on Azard's cheek.
Wraven's eyes grew large, and then she turned away, fuming.
"Bye. I'm gonna join the Water Tribe siblings. And the greatest Earthbender in the world. Be prepared," she told Azard, laughing as she walked out of the door. Azard followed her out.
"Really?"
"Yes, really."
"And who's that? Beifong?"
"Who else? Maybe even her daughter, too."
"I paid her father, and he brainwashed her into working for me. Just so you know," Azard twisted the story to his advantage again, just as he spun Azula around in a twirl.
"What? Toph can never be brainwashed," I laughed and the absurdity of his statement.
"I own Lake Laogai, too, by the way," Azard told Wraven. Wraven sighed yet again.
"He does, I did the brainwashing myself." Azula stated in a husky voice as she came down for a kiss. "It was fun."
Wraven scrunched up her nose at the PDA. Azard truly had no shame.
"You own the whole world," she monotoned, enthusiasm leaving her. "Well then, I'll just go find some other planet to conquer."
She rolled her eyes, knowing that she had lost yet again, and the three of them descended the grand palace steps together, Azard with his arm around Azula's waist protectively and glaring at the passing guards, as if daring them to touch her. Wraven just rolled her eyes.
Out in the palace grounds, they idly pushed Zuko and Katara out of the way as they walked towards the gates. There came a satisfying splash from behind them as the two fell backwards into a fountain, and Azard and Wraven exchanged a look before joining Azula who was rolling on the ground laughing.
"Race you to breakfast?"
"Don't mind if I do."
*Azuna is an OC (sorry!) from PrincessWraven's story, Sister Dear, that Azard betas. Go check it out ;)
Wraven: Here's a cookie for reading this far XD
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