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Edward looked around. He did not think he was in Washington. He was in the middle of a department store. He saw a sign saying "Exit" and he did so. He looked around and REALLY didn't think he was in Forks. He was in a city. He walked over to a nearby map. It said London on it. Edward wondered why he was in London. He saw a train station and went over to it to get a train ticket. He got the train ticket and got on the train. The train moved.
Soon the train stopped and Edward got off it. He was in the English countryside. He wanted to know why, but mostly he wanted to get back to Washington. He knew there were no mountain lions in England. He walked on for a while until he came to a wall. He knew there would be a house behind the wall, so he jumped over it. He climbed in one of the windows of the house.
There was no one in that room so he jumped back out the window and jumped in another one. This one was full of people. He demanded of the nearest one, "What is the way to Washington?"
"Who are you and why are you jumping in the Dark Lord's windows?" said the blond.
"Dark Lord? You aren't Aro, and Aro is the evil overlord!"
"I don't know who Aro is, silly sparkly vampire, but he's an imposter! That is not the Dark Lord's name!" said the black haired woman.
"How do you know I am a vampire." said Edward!
"You are all white and you sparkle!" said the woman.
Edward read her nametag. It said Bella. "You are not Bella!" said Edward.
"No I am not. I am Biellatrix Lestrange," said the woman.
"Nonetheless, I will live here until the train comes by." Edward was irked by the impostor Bella. Real-Bella would be very very very very sad if he went away.
"No you won't. This is my house," said Lucius. He was sad. He was sad because Edward wanted to steal his house.
"Yes, I will. I am a vampire. I can stay even if you ordinary humans do not want me to," screamed Edward.
"You are going to stay?" said Bellatrix.
I do not want to stay with imposter-Bella and the blond man with the house, thought Edward. But Edward didn't say this. He said "Yes."
